WHILE WAITING IN DESPERATION FOR JAEMIN FIC
Hi. Seriously. This should not be read. Like. Ever.
Not meant to offend anyone, especially any JaeHo fans.
D: HAHAH I
LE STORY TELLER~: WOO \o/
:D: DO NOT SEE
FIC
LE STORY TELLER~: O:
:D: BUT I AM EXCITED
LE STORY TELLER~: *COPY PASTES*
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BOY NAMED JAEJOONG
NOW WHILE JAEJOONG WAS SO INSANELY BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE LOVED HIM AT FIRST SIGHT THERE WERE A FEW THINGS OFF ABOUT HIM
FIRST OFF HE DIDNT HAVE A PENIS
SECONDLY INSTEAD OF NORMAL EYES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HE HAD ORBS INSTEAD THAT LEAKED CRYSTALS INSTEAD OF TEARS WHICH MADE HIS MOTHER OPT TO ABUSE HIM SO SHE COULD KEEP UP HER JEWLRY COLLECTION FOR YEARS TO COME
ONE DAY WHILE TRAIPSING THROUGH SOME RANDOM WOODS JAEJOONG CAME ACROSS A STRANGER
THIS STRANGERS NAME WAS YUNHO AND HE WAS A DASHING GENTLEMAN FROM SOME FAR OFF LAND
:D: XDDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: and thats as far as I got before I decided to tell you XD
:D: YUNHO WAS A SECRET PRINCE AND HE SAVED ALL GIRL!BOYS AND MADE THEM INTO HIS LOVERS. THIS IS BECAUSE YUNHO IS A STRONG AND SEXY MAN.
HIS MOOBS SAVE ALL
LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDD
[how do we decide who writes when :D? Tag system? write some then be like (Tag) and the other starts XD?\
:D: xdddd
IDK
TAG!
XD
Sent at 11:56 pm on Wednesday.
LE STORY TELLER~: AND WHO ELSE FIT THE DISTRAUGHT GIRL!BOY STEREOTYPE BETTER THEN OUR PRECIOUS JAEJOONG
Sent at 11:57 pm on Wednesday.
LE STORY TELLER~: WHY JUST THAT MORNING HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT THIER NEIGHBOR'S SON, SOME FOREIGNOR NAMED BOOCHUN OR SOME SILLY NONSENSE LIKE THAT, WAS PRETTIER THEN HIM AND ASKED WHY HER SON WAS NOT SO BEAUTIFUL
(tag XD)
Sent at 11:58 pm on Wednesday.
:D: BOOCHUINDSJFHDSF
HAHAHAHHA
Sent at 12:00 am on Thursday.
:D: JAEJOONG BROUGHT HIS FRYING PAN OF DOOM OVER TO BOOCHUMS HOUSE AND THEY HAD A BATTLE. CHUNBUNS, AS HE LIKED TO CALL HIMSELF, LOST BECAUSE ALL HE USED WERE VERBAL ATTACKS AND THEY HAD NO EFFECT ON JAEJOONG WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT MOUSE BOY WAS TALKING AB
ABOUT
YUNHO SAW THIS AND WAS AMAZED BY JAEJOONG'S BRAVERY. BOOCHUN HAD BEEN CHASING HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND HE WAS VERY SCARED OF THE CHUNGRISH ATTACKS. HE APPROACHED JAEJOONG ONE DAY WHILE THE GIRLBOY WAS ADMIRING HIMSELF IN THE LAKE AND ASKED, "MAY
I MAKE LOVE TO YOU? RIGHT HERE?"
TAG!
Sent at 12:02 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: NOW JAEJOONG HAD NEVER MET SOMEONE AS DASHING AS YUNHO SO OF COURSE HE WAS QUICKLY OVERCOME IN EMOTION AND DOUBTS AS HIS MOTHERS WORDS AT HIS LACK OF BEAUTY ECHO'D THROUGH HIS HEAD
:D: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: AND SLOWLY- OH SO SLOWLY- THE FIRST CRYSTALLINE TEAR BEGAN TO FALL AS HIS DOUBTS AND LOVE BEGAN TO ESCALATE
HE WANTED TO PROCLAIM HIS LOVE BUT HOW COULD THIS YUNHO LOVE SOMEONE LIKE HIM?
(TAG!)
Sent at 12:06 am on Thursday.
:D: YUNHO COULDN'T! THAT WAS THE ANSWER! JAEJOONG SIMPLY WAS NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH TO SATISFY YUNHO'S DESIRES AND HE COULD FEEL HIS OWN INADEQUACIES.
LE STORY TELLER~: JDPJSOS XDDDDDDD
:D: THEY HURT HIM TO HIS VERY CORE AND HE DIDN'T KNOW IF HE COULD REALLY FACE THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU
*HIM
DSJFHSDKGHSDG
LOL
TAG!
LE STORY TELLER~: LMAO XD
:D: WAIT UNTAG!
LE STORY TELLER~: K XD
:D: "YUNHO, I THINK BOOCHUN MIGHT BE BETTER FOR YOU! I AM SO UNWORTHY AND BELOW YOU. I AM A BOTTOM!"
"THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I AM A TOP! AND BOOCHUN IS CONFUSED."
TAG
LOL
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
:D is now :DJAEHOFTW!
:DJAEHOFTW!: hahahahha
omgomgomg hahaha
TEHEHEHE
This makes me feel funny
LE STORY TELLER~: LOL XD
Sent at 12:11 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: still your turn 8D
:DJAEHOFTW!: nono~
I tagged :D
LE STORY TELLER~: you untagged
then didnt tag again X
XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: i didddd
or maybe it didn't show
I TAG NOW!
with my magic wand~
LE STORY TELLER~: FINE
:DJAEHOFTW!: TEHEHEHE
XD
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
Sent at 12:14 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: POOR JAEJOONG WAS VERY CONFUSED BUT AS YUNHO STARED AND MOVED CLOSER HE FIGURED EVEN IF YUNHO COULD NEVER TRULY LOVE HIM HE COULD ATLEAST GIVE HIM SEXUAL SASISFACTION
YUNHOS HANDS SLOWLY MOVED TO HIS BODY AND JAEJOONG COULD FEEL SOME UNFAMILIAR FEELING GATHERING IN HIS BODY
IT WAS IS IF AT ANY MOMENT HIS ENTIRE BEING WOULD JUST BEGIN TO THROB
TAG XD
Sent at 12:16 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: FSDJHFJKSDHGSD
THROB
HAHAHAHHAHA
BUT. WHAT IS THIS, YUNHO THOUGHT
THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS
BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS JAEJOONG. AND JAEJOONG IS A GIRLBOY SO HE JUST SEXUALLY SATISFIES WITHOUT ANY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS.
HE KISSED YUNHO'S LIPS WITH WERE SOFT.
SO SOFT THAT THEY REMINDED HIM OF JUNSU'S COSTUME FROM BALLOONS
OR CHANGMIN'S BACK HAIR.
OR YOOCHUN'S SOCKS.
LE STORY TELLER~: HOW DOES HE KNOW OF SUS BALLOONS COSTUME XD?
:DJAEHOFTW!: XD
I DONT KNOW
AND YUNHO KISSED BACK SO LOVING AND HE FORGOT ALL THOUGHT OF OTHER BOYS AND BOYGIRLS.
'YUNHO, DO YOU REALLY CHOOSE ME OVER BOOCHUN?'
'YES BOOJAE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT SOMETIMES IT HURTS MORE THAN MY TEETH DO. AND SOMETIMES I CAN FEEL YOU INSIDE OF ME EVEN THOUGH I HADN'T MET YOU OR HAD ANY SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU YET'
TAG
LE STORY TELLER~: IOSFJDEOIF
XDDDDDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: BOOJAE
AND BOOCHUN
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT
LIKE OMGS
HAHHAA
LE STORY TELLER~: OMGS I DONT KNOW XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDDDD
Sent at 12:23 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: YUNHO GENTLY LAID HIS NEW FOUND BOOJAE ONTO THE SOFT REEDS SURROUNDING THE LAKE
HE REMOVED JAE'S CLOTHES WHICH JUST HAPPENED TO BE MADE OF SOFT BUT OH SO SOFT THREADBARE CLOTHING SO AT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH THEY JUST SEEMED TO MELT AWAY
:DJAEHOFTW!: JAJAJJAJA
REEDS
FHDJKSFHSD
SO RANDOM BUT V JAEHO
Sent at 12:26 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: HE LOOKED DOWN UPON JAES NAKED SELF, PORCELAIN SKIN SHINING IN THE MOONLIGHT (WHEN SO MUCH TIME PASSED HE WAS NOT SURE) AND HE COULD FEEL HIS THROBBING MANHOOD PULSE IN HIS PANTS EVEN IF JAE HAD NO PENIS HIMSELF
HE QUICKLY SHED THE REST OF HIS CLOTHES BEFORE MOVING OVER JAE AND THE PILE OF CRYSTALS THAT HAD FORMED FROM JAE'S TEARS
TAG
Sent at 12:27 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: "WHEN SO MUCH TIME PASSED HE WAS NOT SURE)" XDDDDDDDD
JSAFHJKDF PILE OF CRYSTALSkdhsfkjshdf
OGMOGMOGMG HAHAHAH
BOOOJAE, THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE CONSIDERING WE ARE LAYING IN YOUR CRYSTALLINE TEARS. BUT I WILL BE GENTLE.
Sent at 12:30 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: AND GENTLE THE GENTLEMAN YUNHO WAS! HE WAS SO GENTLE THAT JAEJOONG ALMOST FELT NOTHING WHEN HE ENTERED, LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL THING IN THE WORLD. HE FELT LIKE HE AND JAEJOONG WERE MADE FOR ONE ANOTHER - TO FIT LIKE THIS. LIKE SALT AND PEPPER.
LIKE TWO PIECES OF A PUZZLE.
LIKE BOOCHUN AND ENGLISH.
IT WAS SOMETHING SO WONDERFUL THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT
AND HE FELT PLEASURE NOT ONLY IN HIS LIONS BUT IN HIS HEART!
IN HIS HEART, I SAY!
TAG
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
Sent at 12:32 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: LIONS XD
LMFAO XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: LOL
gabber534 has joined.
LE STORY TELLER~: :D
gabber534: >_>
Gabbly has changed muchly
WTF adds?
LE STORY TELLER~: YES IGNORE THEM
DAMNIT VORA YOUR PART IS HARD TO CONTINUE FROM XD
*WILL TRY*
gabber534 is now My name is Aloh?
My name is Aloh?: >_> Are my eyes going to burn from this aren't they?
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDD
*WRITING*
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
AND HE FELT PLEASURE NOT ONLY IN HIS LIONS BUT IN HIS HEART!
pooooohahahaha
My name is Aloh?: O.O
:DJAEHOFTW!: :D
GOOD~
LE STORY TELLER~: JAEJOONG HAD NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. YUNHO AND HIM HAD BECOME ONE. BUT DESPITE THE PLEASURE THERE WAS THE LITTLE FEELING OF DOUBT IN HIS MIND TELLING HIM HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. THE VOICE SOUNDED QUITE REMARKABLY LIKE BOOCHUN BUT JAE WAS
A LITTLE TO BUSY TO NOTICE.
Sent at 12:38 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: HE COULD FEEL WAVES BUILDING UP INSIDE OF HIM, WASHING OVER HIS BODY LIKE THE BODY OF THE LAKE CRASHING OVER THE MUDDY SHORE. SOON HE FELT AN EXPLOSION AND ALL TURNED WHITE AS HIS PEARLY ESSENCE ARCED THROUGH THE AIR, MIXING WITH HIS AND YUNHOS SWEAT
TAG XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: JKDFHSDJKGHSD BOOCHUN'S VOICE
My name is Aloh?: OH MY DEAR DEAR LORD
:DJAEHOFTW!: HASHFDFSDFGJKHSDGH
My name is Aloh?: TOT I BLAME BAMBII
FOR SENDIN ME HERE
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: YUNHO'S BODY WAS ARCHED AT SUCH AN ANGLE THAT JAEJOONG THOUGHT HE WOULD BREAK HIS BACK BUT HE RELAXED AND COLLASPED ON JAEJOONG AND HIS PILE OF CRYSTALLINE TEARS.
YUNHO CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO JAEJOONG, HOLDING HIM, CARESSING HIM, LOVING HIM, SNIFFING HIM.
LE STORY TELLER~: WJAOIJDO XDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: 'YOU ARE PERFECT MY DEAR BOOJAEJOONG. DO NOT LET OTHERS TELL YOU DIFFERENT'
'ARE YOU SURE YUNNIE? I FEEL SO UGLY'
'TO ME, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL'
'AND TO ME, YOU ARE NOT.' WHO WAS THAT? IT WAS BOOCHUN. SO THE VOICE HE HEARD BEFORE WAS HIM!
LE STORY TELLER~: LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: BOOCHUN JUMPED UP FROM JAEJOONG'S SIED, NOTICING HE HAD BEEN CAUGHT.
TAG!
Sent at 12:44 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: 'ALAS,' CRIED OUT BOOCHUN, 'I HAVE INTERUPPTED THE CORNOCOPIA OF LOVE!' HE STOOD OVER THEM GLARING AT JAEJOONG BALEFULLY BEFORE TURNING HIS DOEFUL BROWN EYES ONTO YUNHO
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: 'YUNHO DID OUR TIME TOGETHER MEAN SO LITTLE TO YOU THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO TO THIS... THIS... THIGNS ARMS. HIS TEARS ARENT EVEN REAL CRYSTAL!' CHUNS OWN EYES BEGAN TO FILL WITH REAL TEARS OVER THE BETRAYEL THIS GENTLEMAN FROM A FAR OFF LAND BROUGHT
:DJAEHOFTW!: IFHJKDSHFKSD
REAL: CRYSTAL
LE STORY TELLER~: 'BABY I COULD LOVE YOU MORE THEN I DO! AND DONT FORGET THE POWERS OF MY ~PIMP!CANE~' CHUN SAID SEDUCTIVELY TO YUNHO, WINKING AT HIM SAUCILY.
TAG XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: YUNHO WAS TEMPTED BY THE POWERS OF THIS PIMPCANE HE HAD HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT BUT NEVER GOT TO EXPERIENCE.
Sent at 12:48 am on Thursday.
Sent at 12:49 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: BUT HOW COULD HE! HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH BOOJAE. AND BOOJAE'S SKIN WAS AS WHITE AS BOOCHUN'S BUTT. HE WAS HAVING HARD TIME DECIDING.
HE KNEW THAT JAEJOONG WAS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE
HE HAD JUST PROVEN IT WHEN THEY MADE LOVE IN 1000 LITERS OF TEARS.
BUT BOOBOOCHUNS WAS DEFINITELY A DISTRACTION. BUT YUNHO FOUGHT HIMSELF IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT INVOLVED TOOTHPICKS AND Q-TIPS AND HE DECIDED TO REMAIN BY JAEJOONG'S SIDE.
'YOOCHUN, I KNOW I GAVE YOU KRUSTY KRABS AND COOCOO BEES. BUT I LOVE JAEJOONG!'
TAG
LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDDD
FJIEO9DWIE\
:DJAEHOFTW!: omg im saving this
i must
LE STORY TELLER~: KRUSTY KRABS
Sent at 12:53 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: I demand you post this in your lj after 8D
:DJAEHOFTW!: I AM
HAHHAHA
i did
LOL
LE STORY TELLER~: and label it "WHY EVERYONE MUST REJOIN GABBLY"
:DJAEHOFTW!: its under the custom group gabbly
KFDJFHD HHAAHHA
LE STORY TELLER~: WAIT
YOU CANT POST TIL STORY IS DONE
:DJAEHOFTW!: XD
LE STORY TELLER~: OR IS IT DONE?
:DJAEHOFTW!: -privates-
..
MAYBE IT IS!
lol
LE STORY TELLER~: OKAY POST XD
Not meant to offend anyone, especially any JaeHo fans.
D: HAHAH I
LE STORY TELLER~: WOO \o/
:D: DO NOT SEE
FIC
LE STORY TELLER~: O:
:D: BUT I AM EXCITED
LE STORY TELLER~: *COPY PASTES*
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BOY NAMED JAEJOONG
NOW WHILE JAEJOONG WAS SO INSANELY BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE LOVED HIM AT FIRST SIGHT THERE WERE A FEW THINGS OFF ABOUT HIM
FIRST OFF HE DIDNT HAVE A PENIS
SECONDLY INSTEAD OF NORMAL EYES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HE HAD ORBS INSTEAD THAT LEAKED CRYSTALS INSTEAD OF TEARS WHICH MADE HIS MOTHER OPT TO ABUSE HIM SO SHE COULD KEEP UP HER JEWLRY COLLECTION FOR YEARS TO COME
ONE DAY WHILE TRAIPSING THROUGH SOME RANDOM WOODS JAEJOONG CAME ACROSS A STRANGER
THIS STRANGERS NAME WAS YUNHO AND HE WAS A DASHING GENTLEMAN FROM SOME FAR OFF LAND
:D: XDDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: and thats as far as I got before I decided to tell you XD
:D: YUNHO WAS A SECRET PRINCE AND HE SAVED ALL GIRL!BOYS AND MADE THEM INTO HIS LOVERS. THIS IS BECAUSE YUNHO IS A STRONG AND SEXY MAN.
HIS MOOBS SAVE ALL
LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDD
[how do we decide who writes when :D? Tag system? write some then be like (Tag) and the other starts XD?\
:D: xdddd
IDK
TAG!
XD
Sent at 11:56 pm on Wednesday.
LE STORY TELLER~: AND WHO ELSE FIT THE DISTRAUGHT GIRL!BOY STEREOTYPE BETTER THEN OUR PRECIOUS JAEJOONG
Sent at 11:57 pm on Wednesday.
LE STORY TELLER~: WHY JUST THAT MORNING HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT THIER NEIGHBOR'S SON, SOME FOREIGNOR NAMED BOOCHUN OR SOME SILLY NONSENSE LIKE THAT, WAS PRETTIER THEN HIM AND ASKED WHY HER SON WAS NOT SO BEAUTIFUL
(tag XD)
Sent at 11:58 pm on Wednesday.
:D: BOOCHUINDSJFHDSF
HAHAHAHHA
Sent at 12:00 am on Thursday.
:D: JAEJOONG BROUGHT HIS FRYING PAN OF DOOM OVER TO BOOCHUMS HOUSE AND THEY HAD A BATTLE. CHUNBUNS, AS HE LIKED TO CALL HIMSELF, LOST BECAUSE ALL HE USED WERE VERBAL ATTACKS AND THEY HAD NO EFFECT ON JAEJOONG WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT MOUSE BOY WAS TALKING AB
ABOUT
YUNHO SAW THIS AND WAS AMAZED BY JAEJOONG'S BRAVERY. BOOCHUN HAD BEEN CHASING HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND HE WAS VERY SCARED OF THE CHUNGRISH ATTACKS. HE APPROACHED JAEJOONG ONE DAY WHILE THE GIRLBOY WAS ADMIRING HIMSELF IN THE LAKE AND ASKED, "MAY
I MAKE LOVE TO YOU? RIGHT HERE?"
TAG!
Sent at 12:02 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: NOW JAEJOONG HAD NEVER MET SOMEONE AS DASHING AS YUNHO SO OF COURSE HE WAS QUICKLY OVERCOME IN EMOTION AND DOUBTS AS HIS MOTHERS WORDS AT HIS LACK OF BEAUTY ECHO'D THROUGH HIS HEAD
:D: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: AND SLOWLY- OH SO SLOWLY- THE FIRST CRYSTALLINE TEAR BEGAN TO FALL AS HIS DOUBTS AND LOVE BEGAN TO ESCALATE
HE WANTED TO PROCLAIM HIS LOVE BUT HOW COULD THIS YUNHO LOVE SOMEONE LIKE HIM?
(TAG!)
Sent at 12:06 am on Thursday.
:D: YUNHO COULDN'T! THAT WAS THE ANSWER! JAEJOONG SIMPLY WAS NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH TO SATISFY YUNHO'S DESIRES AND HE COULD FEEL HIS OWN INADEQUACIES.
LE STORY TELLER~: JDPJSOS XDDDDDDD
:D: THEY HURT HIM TO HIS VERY CORE AND HE DIDN'T KNOW IF HE COULD REALLY FACE THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU
*HIM
DSJFHSDKGHSDG
LOL
TAG!
LE STORY TELLER~: LMAO XD
:D: WAIT UNTAG!
LE STORY TELLER~: K XD
:D: "YUNHO, I THINK BOOCHUN MIGHT BE BETTER FOR YOU! I AM SO UNWORTHY AND BELOW YOU. I AM A BOTTOM!"
"THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I AM A TOP! AND BOOCHUN IS CONFUSED."
TAG
LOL
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
:D is now :DJAEHOFTW!
:DJAEHOFTW!: hahahahha
omgomgomg hahaha
TEHEHEHE
This makes me feel funny
LE STORY TELLER~: LOL XD
Sent at 12:11 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: still your turn 8D
:DJAEHOFTW!: nono~
I tagged :D
LE STORY TELLER~: you untagged
then didnt tag again X
XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: i didddd
or maybe it didn't show
I TAG NOW!
with my magic wand~
LE STORY TELLER~: FINE
:DJAEHOFTW!: TEHEHEHE
XD
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
Sent at 12:14 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: POOR JAEJOONG WAS VERY CONFUSED BUT AS YUNHO STARED AND MOVED CLOSER HE FIGURED EVEN IF YUNHO COULD NEVER TRULY LOVE HIM HE COULD ATLEAST GIVE HIM SEXUAL SASISFACTION
YUNHOS HANDS SLOWLY MOVED TO HIS BODY AND JAEJOONG COULD FEEL SOME UNFAMILIAR FEELING GATHERING IN HIS BODY
IT WAS IS IF AT ANY MOMENT HIS ENTIRE BEING WOULD JUST BEGIN TO THROB
TAG XD
Sent at 12:16 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: FSDJHFJKSDHGSD
THROB
HAHAHAHHAHA
BUT. WHAT IS THIS, YUNHO THOUGHT
THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS
BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS JAEJOONG. AND JAEJOONG IS A GIRLBOY SO HE JUST SEXUALLY SATISFIES WITHOUT ANY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS.
HE KISSED YUNHO'S LIPS WITH WERE SOFT.
SO SOFT THAT THEY REMINDED HIM OF JUNSU'S COSTUME FROM BALLOONS
OR CHANGMIN'S BACK HAIR.
OR YOOCHUN'S SOCKS.
LE STORY TELLER~: HOW DOES HE KNOW OF SUS BALLOONS COSTUME XD?
:DJAEHOFTW!: XD
I DONT KNOW
AND YUNHO KISSED BACK SO LOVING AND HE FORGOT ALL THOUGHT OF OTHER BOYS AND BOYGIRLS.
'YUNHO, DO YOU REALLY CHOOSE ME OVER BOOCHUN?'
'YES BOOJAE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT SOMETIMES IT HURTS MORE THAN MY TEETH DO. AND SOMETIMES I CAN FEEL YOU INSIDE OF ME EVEN THOUGH I HADN'T MET YOU OR HAD ANY SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU YET'
TAG
LE STORY TELLER~: IOSFJDEOIF
XDDDDDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: BOOJAE
AND BOOCHUN
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT
LIKE OMGS
HAHHAA
LE STORY TELLER~: OMGS I DONT KNOW XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDDDD
Sent at 12:23 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: YUNHO GENTLY LAID HIS NEW FOUND BOOJAE ONTO THE SOFT REEDS SURROUNDING THE LAKE
HE REMOVED JAE'S CLOTHES WHICH JUST HAPPENED TO BE MADE OF SOFT BUT OH SO SOFT THREADBARE CLOTHING SO AT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH THEY JUST SEEMED TO MELT AWAY
:DJAEHOFTW!: JAJAJJAJA
REEDS
FHDJKSFHSD
SO RANDOM BUT V JAEHO
Sent at 12:26 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: HE LOOKED DOWN UPON JAES NAKED SELF, PORCELAIN SKIN SHINING IN THE MOONLIGHT (WHEN SO MUCH TIME PASSED HE WAS NOT SURE) AND HE COULD FEEL HIS THROBBING MANHOOD PULSE IN HIS PANTS EVEN IF JAE HAD NO PENIS HIMSELF
HE QUICKLY SHED THE REST OF HIS CLOTHES BEFORE MOVING OVER JAE AND THE PILE OF CRYSTALS THAT HAD FORMED FROM JAE'S TEARS
TAG
Sent at 12:27 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: "WHEN SO MUCH TIME PASSED HE WAS NOT SURE)" XDDDDDDDD
JSAFHJKDF PILE OF CRYSTALSkdhsfkjshdf
OGMOGMOGMG HAHAHAH
BOOOJAE, THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE CONSIDERING WE ARE LAYING IN YOUR CRYSTALLINE TEARS. BUT I WILL BE GENTLE.
Sent at 12:30 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: AND GENTLE THE GENTLEMAN YUNHO WAS! HE WAS SO GENTLE THAT JAEJOONG ALMOST FELT NOTHING WHEN HE ENTERED, LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL THING IN THE WORLD. HE FELT LIKE HE AND JAEJOONG WERE MADE FOR ONE ANOTHER - TO FIT LIKE THIS. LIKE SALT AND PEPPER.
LIKE TWO PIECES OF A PUZZLE.
LIKE BOOCHUN AND ENGLISH.
IT WAS SOMETHING SO WONDERFUL THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT
AND HE FELT PLEASURE NOT ONLY IN HIS LIONS BUT IN HIS HEART!
IN HIS HEART, I SAY!
TAG
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
Sent at 12:32 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: LIONS XD
LMFAO XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: LOL
gabber534 has joined.
LE STORY TELLER~: :D
gabber534: >_>
Gabbly has changed muchly
WTF adds?
LE STORY TELLER~: YES IGNORE THEM
DAMNIT VORA YOUR PART IS HARD TO CONTINUE FROM XD
*WILL TRY*
gabber534 is now My name is Aloh?
My name is Aloh?: >_> Are my eyes going to burn from this aren't they?
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDD
*WRITING*
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
AND HE FELT PLEASURE NOT ONLY IN HIS LIONS BUT IN HIS HEART!
pooooohahahaha
My name is Aloh?: O.O
:DJAEHOFTW!: :D
GOOD~
LE STORY TELLER~: JAEJOONG HAD NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. YUNHO AND HIM HAD BECOME ONE. BUT DESPITE THE PLEASURE THERE WAS THE LITTLE FEELING OF DOUBT IN HIS MIND TELLING HIM HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. THE VOICE SOUNDED QUITE REMARKABLY LIKE BOOCHUN BUT JAE WAS
A LITTLE TO BUSY TO NOTICE.
Sent at 12:38 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: HE COULD FEEL WAVES BUILDING UP INSIDE OF HIM, WASHING OVER HIS BODY LIKE THE BODY OF THE LAKE CRASHING OVER THE MUDDY SHORE. SOON HE FELT AN EXPLOSION AND ALL TURNED WHITE AS HIS PEARLY ESSENCE ARCED THROUGH THE AIR, MIXING WITH HIS AND YUNHOS SWEAT
TAG XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: JKDFHSDJKGHSD BOOCHUN'S VOICE
My name is Aloh?: OH MY DEAR DEAR LORD
:DJAEHOFTW!: HASHFDFSDFGJKHSDGH
My name is Aloh?: TOT I BLAME BAMBII
FOR SENDIN ME HERE
LE STORY TELLER~: XD
:DJAEHOFTW!: YUNHO'S BODY WAS ARCHED AT SUCH AN ANGLE THAT JAEJOONG THOUGHT HE WOULD BREAK HIS BACK BUT HE RELAXED AND COLLASPED ON JAEJOONG AND HIS PILE OF CRYSTALLINE TEARS.
YUNHO CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO JAEJOONG, HOLDING HIM, CARESSING HIM, LOVING HIM, SNIFFING HIM.
LE STORY TELLER~: WJAOIJDO XDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: 'YOU ARE PERFECT MY DEAR BOOJAEJOONG. DO NOT LET OTHERS TELL YOU DIFFERENT'
'ARE YOU SURE YUNNIE? I FEEL SO UGLY'
'TO ME, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL'
'AND TO ME, YOU ARE NOT.' WHO WAS THAT? IT WAS BOOCHUN. SO THE VOICE HE HEARD BEFORE WAS HIM!
LE STORY TELLER~: LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:DJAEHOFTW!: BOOCHUN JUMPED UP FROM JAEJOONG'S SIED, NOTICING HE HAD BEEN CAUGHT.
TAG!
Sent at 12:44 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: 'ALAS,' CRIED OUT BOOCHUN, 'I HAVE INTERUPPTED THE CORNOCOPIA OF LOVE!' HE STOOD OVER THEM GLARING AT JAEJOONG BALEFULLY BEFORE TURNING HIS DOEFUL BROWN EYES ONTO YUNHO
:DJAEHOFTW!: XDDDD
LE STORY TELLER~: 'YUNHO DID OUR TIME TOGETHER MEAN SO LITTLE TO YOU THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO TO THIS... THIS... THIGNS ARMS. HIS TEARS ARENT EVEN REAL CRYSTAL!' CHUNS OWN EYES BEGAN TO FILL WITH REAL TEARS OVER THE BETRAYEL THIS GENTLEMAN FROM A FAR OFF LAND BROUGHT
:DJAEHOFTW!: IFHJKDSHFKSD
REAL: CRYSTAL
LE STORY TELLER~: 'BABY I COULD LOVE YOU MORE THEN I DO! AND DONT FORGET THE POWERS OF MY ~PIMP!CANE~' CHUN SAID SEDUCTIVELY TO YUNHO, WINKING AT HIM SAUCILY.
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:DJAEHOFTW!: YUNHO WAS TEMPTED BY THE POWERS OF THIS PIMPCANE HE HAD HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT BUT NEVER GOT TO EXPERIENCE.
Sent at 12:48 am on Thursday.
Sent at 12:49 am on Thursday.
:DJAEHOFTW!: BUT HOW COULD HE! HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH BOOJAE. AND BOOJAE'S SKIN WAS AS WHITE AS BOOCHUN'S BUTT. HE WAS HAVING HARD TIME DECIDING.
HE KNEW THAT JAEJOONG WAS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE
HE HAD JUST PROVEN IT WHEN THEY MADE LOVE IN 1000 LITERS OF TEARS.
BUT BOOBOOCHUNS WAS DEFINITELY A DISTRACTION. BUT YUNHO FOUGHT HIMSELF IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT INVOLVED TOOTHPICKS AND Q-TIPS AND HE DECIDED TO REMAIN BY JAEJOONG'S SIDE.
'YOOCHUN, I KNOW I GAVE YOU KRUSTY KRABS AND COOCOO BEES. BUT I LOVE JAEJOONG!'
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LE STORY TELLER~: XDDDDD
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:DJAEHOFTW!: omg im saving this
i must
LE STORY TELLER~: KRUSTY KRABS
Sent at 12:53 am on Thursday.
LE STORY TELLER~: I demand you post this in your lj after 8D
:DJAEHOFTW!: I AM
HAHHAHA
i did
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LE STORY TELLER~: and label it "WHY EVERYONE MUST REJOIN GABBLY"
:DJAEHOFTW!: its under the custom group gabbly
KFDJFHD HHAAHHA
LE STORY TELLER~: WAIT
YOU CANT POST TIL STORY IS DONE
:DJAEHOFTW!: XD
LE STORY TELLER~: OR IS IT DONE?
:DJAEHOFTW!: -privates-
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MAYBE IT IS!
lol
LE STORY TELLER~: OKAY POST XD