Fic - LAMB!Chun
Title: LAMB!chun
Pairing: None really, just crack.
Summary: babysitter!Su and littlekid!Chun
When Junsu first saw Park Yoochun, the 6 year old was playing the piano. It was probably something by Mozart - he hoped he didn't have to babysit some genius. Last time he babysat some prodigy down the block named Shim Changmin - oh god, that kid gave him a look every 10 seconds that said, "Are you STUPID?" and that wasn't really nice.
Mrs. Park was in a real hurry today, she hastily said her goodbyes to her son and gave specific instructions to Junsu. With the sound of the door slamming shut, the music stopped. Junsu looked over to the piano, Yoochun was already gone. He looked down when he felt a tug at his pant leg.
"Hello, I'm Junsu."
"I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK!" He rested a hand on the kid's head.
"The park? Hmm, but your mom- OW!"
Yoochun growled like a little lion cub while his teeth dug into Junsu's hand.
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So Junsu decided they could head to the park to avoid losing any body parts.
They sat down on a bench when Junsu had to tie his shoelace.
“I’ll do it for you Junsu-hyung!” Before Junsu could say anything, Yoochun and his puff of hair already reached for his shoe - and took it off! Yoochun let out a devious laugh from his little boy self and ran for it. Junsu only watched in disbelief as Yoochun started to dig a hole into the sandbox and put the stolen shoe into the hole.
“Hey!” Junsu started to make his way to the sandbox when he heard someone scream, “Charge!” and suddenly Junsu was tackled by 13 bodies.
“HAHAHA! Bambi and I are the leaders of this playground! Are you trying to attack one of our DEER members?” Junsu looked up at another little kid that was holding a Bambi. “Hold him down for just another minute guys! Yoochun’s almost done.” Junsu struggled to get the 13 kids off of him but to no avail. They just kept screaming something about one of them being Cinderella, something about sweet pumpkin, and something else about the new kid.
And then, as if in a poof, they all disappeared, including Yoochun. Lovely. Now he had to dig his sneaker out, get all of the sand out of it, and find Yoochun.
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He walked around the park looking for Yoochun with sand still in his shoes - gosh, he was going to kill- hey was that Yoochun?
“- Talk to you!” He was talking to some pretty girl, er, boy… it was hard to tell when these kids hadn’t even reached puberty yet.
“Stop following me Yoochun!”
“But I love you more than I do!”
The girlboy just ran away. Yoochun just stood there for a while. Junsu decided it was best to not interrupt the kid right now, and headed back to the bench where they originally separated.
Yoochun came back around 5 minutes later, his eyes still puffy and his puffy hair seemed to have depressed a bit.
“Aww, Yoochun, you okay?”
“I’M CRYING UNDER MY SKIN.”
Junsu didn’t know what to say to that.
“I wanna go home.”
“Okay.” Yoochun took his hand and looked at the cement all the way home.
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“I’m going to nap.”
Junsu walked Yoochun to his room, where the boy slipped into his lamb pajamas, complete with a hood, and fell asleep on his twin sized bed. He talked in his sleep about something like “you will inherit it” and “you and me, Micky!”
“Cute kid.” With that, Junsu left to go sit in the living room and think about how to thoroughly clean out the sand from his shoes.
Pairing: None really, just crack.
Summary: babysitter!Su and littlekid!Chun
When Junsu first saw Park Yoochun, the 6 year old was playing the piano. It was probably something by Mozart - he hoped he didn't have to babysit some genius. Last time he babysat some prodigy down the block named Shim Changmin - oh god, that kid gave him a look every 10 seconds that said, "Are you STUPID?" and that wasn't really nice.
Mrs. Park was in a real hurry today, she hastily said her goodbyes to her son and gave specific instructions to Junsu. With the sound of the door slamming shut, the music stopped. Junsu looked over to the piano, Yoochun was already gone. He looked down when he felt a tug at his pant leg.
"Hello, I'm Junsu."
"I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK!" He rested a hand on the kid's head.
"The park? Hmm, but your mom- OW!"
Yoochun growled like a little lion cub while his teeth dug into Junsu's hand.
------
So Junsu decided they could head to the park to avoid losing any body parts.
They sat down on a bench when Junsu had to tie his shoelace.
“I’ll do it for you Junsu-hyung!” Before Junsu could say anything, Yoochun and his puff of hair already reached for his shoe - and took it off! Yoochun let out a devious laugh from his little boy self and ran for it. Junsu only watched in disbelief as Yoochun started to dig a hole into the sandbox and put the stolen shoe into the hole.
“Hey!” Junsu started to make his way to the sandbox when he heard someone scream, “Charge!” and suddenly Junsu was tackled by 13 bodies.
“HAHAHA! Bambi and I are the leaders of this playground! Are you trying to attack one of our DEER members?” Junsu looked up at another little kid that was holding a Bambi. “Hold him down for just another minute guys! Yoochun’s almost done.” Junsu struggled to get the 13 kids off of him but to no avail. They just kept screaming something about one of them being Cinderella, something about sweet pumpkin, and something else about the new kid.
And then, as if in a poof, they all disappeared, including Yoochun. Lovely. Now he had to dig his sneaker out, get all of the sand out of it, and find Yoochun.
------
He walked around the park looking for Yoochun with sand still in his shoes - gosh, he was going to kill- hey was that Yoochun?
“- Talk to you!” He was talking to some pretty girl, er, boy… it was hard to tell when these kids hadn’t even reached puberty yet.
“Stop following me Yoochun!”
“But I love you more than I do!”
The girlboy just ran away. Yoochun just stood there for a while. Junsu decided it was best to not interrupt the kid right now, and headed back to the bench where they originally separated.
Yoochun came back around 5 minutes later, his eyes still puffy and his puffy hair seemed to have depressed a bit.
“Aww, Yoochun, you okay?”
“I’M CRYING UNDER MY SKIN.”
Junsu didn’t know what to say to that.
“I wanna go home.”
“Okay.” Yoochun took his hand and looked at the cement all the way home.
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“I’m going to nap.”
Junsu walked Yoochun to his room, where the boy slipped into his lamb pajamas, complete with a hood, and fell asleep on his twin sized bed. He talked in his sleep about something like “you will inherit it” and “you and me, Micky!”
“Cute kid.” With that, Junsu left to go sit in the living room and think about how to thoroughly clean out the sand from his shoes.