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Dear Unknown Insect Population(s) of Cape Cod,
Could you kindly stop biting me. I'm not sure what it is about me, particularly my feet, that is appealing to you. If there's anything I have done to offend you, I will make it up for you if you just say something. Surely being so rash and biting my feet is not making anyone feel any better. It only gives me some crazy looking, itchy, unpleasant bites on my feet, making it duly unpleasant to wear footwear appropriate to the season. If there is anything I can do to prevent further bites, please, let me know. Perhaps I haven't done anything wrong, and there is some other motivation for your bites. Whatever the reason, I would like to know so we can work together towards making it stop. This sort of behavior is unusual for you, so I'd like to be able to work this out and get past it.
Have your people call my people,
Uncomfortably,
Kara H. Blake, Esq.
Could you kindly stop biting me. I'm not sure what it is about me, particularly my feet, that is appealing to you. If there's anything I have done to offend you, I will make it up for you if you just say something. Surely being so rash and biting my feet is not making anyone feel any better. It only gives me some crazy looking, itchy, unpleasant bites on my feet, making it duly unpleasant to wear footwear appropriate to the season. If there is anything I can do to prevent further bites, please, let me know. Perhaps I haven't done anything wrong, and there is some other motivation for your bites. Whatever the reason, I would like to know so we can work together towards making it stop. This sort of behavior is unusual for you, so I'd like to be able to work this out and get past it.
Have your people call my people,
Uncomfortably,
Kara H. Blake, Esq.