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just had the scariest conversation with my mother on the way home from work. we were stuck in a traffic jam when i spotted this restaurant out the window.
me: i've never been to the giraffe cafe, it's meant to be really nice.
her: yeh, it's lovely. you should go with your mates, it's really cheap. maybe take iona, next time she's round.
me: um.. yeh.
[silence]
her: does she have a boyfriend?
me: nope.
[longer silence]
her: is she gay?
me: um.. no....
her: you don't sound very certain there.
me: she's bi.
her: i knew! i'm so good, i've such a good eye for that.
i very nearly died. seriously..
me: i've never been to the giraffe cafe, it's meant to be really nice.
her: yeh, it's lovely. you should go with your mates, it's really cheap. maybe take iona, next time she's round.
me: um.. yeh.
[silence]
her: does she have a boyfriend?
me: nope.
[longer silence]
her: is she gay?
me: um.. no....
her: you don't sound very certain there.
me: she's bi.
her: i knew! i'm so good, i've such a good eye for that.
i very nearly died. seriously..