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Today being what it is and your citizens being who they are, I suppose in this case, I wouldn't be a proper, kingly older brother if I didn't do it at least once. [long pause] In that case--
ATTN: Sakura, Flaily, Brat.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
God forbid I make an announcement without extraordinarily large font. If it's to be done, it may as well be flashy.
Now come here and give your older brother of awesome a hug. (Just Sakura, mind you.) As for you, Brat. ...I'll even be generous enough to let you hold Sakura's hand for two whole minutes.
...pfft. April's fool. Better luck in the next ten years, kid.
ATTN: Sakura, Flaily, Brat.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
God forbid I make an announcement without extraordinarily large font. If it's to be done, it may as well be flashy.
Now come here and give your older brother of awesome a hug. (Just Sakura, mind you.) As for you, Brat. ...I'll even be generous enough to let you hold Sakura's hand for two whole minutes.
...pfft. April's fool. Better luck in the next ten years, kid.