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AHEM.
Due to the recent bout of seeming unending silence, you all leave me no choice but to find some way to amuse myself. Should this venture fail, I will certainly take more drastic measures. Or put the Brat in a puppy suit and Flaily One in a ballerina outfit and have them perform ballet.
Here's how it works. You choose 12 characters that you like, the order doesn't matter. You then post your list and answer the same questions that I have answered behind the cut. But don't cheat and look at what the questions are, make the list first.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Tomoyo/Zashiki Warashi. No, but I suppose it could be possible. Well, that depends.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sakura. ...shrimpy. Shrimpy little sister.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sir Charming → Yuuko. They would have the most warped, personality skewed children on the expanse of the worlds.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Subaru. No, but I'm sure Sir Perverted one can supply enough.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Flaily One/Tomoyo. Tomoyo would top. That is all I can say.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Grouchy One/Subaru; Grouchy One/Sir Perverted One. That sounds like a plot for some kind of horrendous revenge movie at the expense of Grouchy One.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kamui → Flaily One & Sir Charming. [laugh] Either explode or die of joy. I'd say the former.
Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.
Brat/Sir Perverted One. (How'd that order get about?) One day, Sir Perverted One realized that he really is a lonely old man and decided to pick up a stray puppy. But then that stray turned out to rabies, and they all lived happily ever after.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Touya/Yuuko. No, but I will take money for anyone who wants to see it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kamui/Sir Charming. Didn't something of this nature happen already? How about: "Hurt/Comfort Lest the World Explode from Kamui's Infinite Closet Secrets."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sakura/Touya. ... None, because that could and would never happen.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Kamui. Sir Charming probably makes his own.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Brat. Don't be silly.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Zashiki Warashi. Possibly. She is adorable.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Flaily One/Sakura/Grouchy One. Not if they wanted to live to their next birthday.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sir Perverted One. I believe the question should be, "Do we really want to know?" How about-- "You're even better than your dead mother!" Though that seems a bit long-winded.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Yuuko. I don't think I personally am capable of such things. I'll hire Flaily One to do it for me. You hear me, Flaily One? This is your next mission. I want to see it done very badly and fast.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Touya/Tomoyo/Sir Charming. Clearly, the only warning would be "congregation of the most devious greatest minds in the world."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Flaily One → Sir Perverted One. [snort] Maybe "I like S&M" or "I cosplay Subaru-san."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Grouchy One. Possibly never. Flaily One, more chores for you to do. I'm assisting in your plight of becoming a bad romance novelist.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Tomoyo. Textiles, I suppose.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Zashiki Warashi → Subaru. Inquiring minds want to know--! Well, we would have to see about that.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Brat/Kamui. Neither of them, obviously.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Kamui/Yuuko. Concerned about the safety of the universe.
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Well. I feel like this has been a refreshing moment of great truth. Yes. Large font and sparkles to be included in the next post.
Due to the recent bout of seeming unending silence, you all leave me no choice but to find some way to amuse myself. Should this venture fail, I will certainly take more drastic measures. Or put the Brat in a puppy suit and Flaily One in a ballerina outfit and have them perform ballet.
Here's how it works. You choose 12 characters that you like, the order doesn't matter. You then post your list and answer the same questions that I have answered behind the cut. But don't cheat and look at what the questions are, make the list first.
- Touya.
- Flaily One.
- Brat.
- Sakura.
- Grouchy One.
- Tomoyo.
- Kamui.
- Yuuko.
- Subaru.
- Sir Perverted One.
- Zashiki Warashi.
- Sir Charming.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Tomoyo/Zashiki Warashi. No, but I suppose it could be possible. Well, that depends.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sakura. ...shrimpy. Shrimpy little sister.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sir Charming → Yuuko. They would have the most warped, personality skewed children on the expanse of the worlds.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Subaru. No, but I'm sure Sir Perverted one can supply enough.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Flaily One/Tomoyo. Tomoyo would top. That is all I can say.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Grouchy One/Subaru; Grouchy One/Sir Perverted One. That sounds like a plot for some kind of horrendous revenge movie at the expense of Grouchy One.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kamui → Flaily One & Sir Charming. [laugh] Either explode or die of joy. I'd say the former.
Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.
Brat/Sir Perverted One. (How'd that order get about?) One day, Sir Perverted One realized that he really is a lonely old man and decided to pick up a stray puppy. But then that stray turned out to rabies, and they all lived happily ever after.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Touya/Yuuko. No, but I will take money for anyone who wants to see it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kamui/Sir Charming. Didn't something of this nature happen already? How about: "Hurt/Comfort Lest the World Explode from Kamui's Infinite Closet Secrets."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sakura/Touya. ... None, because that could and would never happen.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Kamui. Sir Charming probably makes his own.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Brat. Don't be silly.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Zashiki Warashi. Possibly. She is adorable.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Flaily One/Sakura/Grouchy One. Not if they wanted to live to their next birthday.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sir Perverted One. I believe the question should be, "Do we really want to know?" How about-- "You're even better than your dead mother!" Though that seems a bit long-winded.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Yuuko. I don't think I personally am capable of such things. I'll hire Flaily One to do it for me. You hear me, Flaily One? This is your next mission. I want to see it done very badly and fast.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Touya/Tomoyo/Sir Charming. Clearly, the only warning would be "congregation of the most devious greatest minds in the world."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Flaily One → Sir Perverted One. [snort] Maybe "I like S&M" or "I cosplay Subaru-san."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Grouchy One. Possibly never. Flaily One, more chores for you to do. I'm assisting in your plight of becoming a bad romance novelist.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Tomoyo. Textiles, I suppose.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Zashiki Warashi → Subaru. Inquiring minds want to know--! Well, we would have to see about that.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Brat/Kamui. Neither of them, obviously.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Kamui/Yuuko. Concerned about the safety of the universe.
--
Well. I feel like this has been a refreshing moment of great truth. Yes. Large font and sparkles to be included in the next post.