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In other news.
Today, July 21st, 2005 - a date which will live in infamy - the United Kingdom was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the renegade Harry/Hermione army in their new Ship Jihad. Rumors are already circulating that if Joanne Rowling [previously referenced: "fucking JKR, what a fucking two-faced..."] does not comply with their demands that she release a revised edition of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", in which Ron and Ginny Weasley are bitten by that freaky werewolf pedophile in the first chapter of the book and then run off together whilst Harry and Hermione have mad, mad monkey sex to defeat Voldemort, another bomb will be set off on the London Underground every week until she caves in to their demands.
PRO-ROWLING. PRO-ANA.
Today, July 21st, 2005 - a date which will live in infamy - the United Kingdom was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the renegade Harry/Hermione army in their new Ship Jihad. Rumors are already circulating that if Joanne Rowling [previously referenced: "fucking JKR, what a fucking two-faced..."] does not comply with their demands that she release a revised edition of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", in which Ron and Ginny Weasley are bitten by that freaky werewolf pedophile in the first chapter of the book and then run off together whilst Harry and Hermione have mad, mad monkey sex to defeat Voldemort, another bomb will be set off on the London Underground every week until she caves in to their demands.
PRO-ROWLING. PRO-ANA.