College Football Update
OK, it’s been a while since I’ve updated this thing. A lot has been going on, some very, very good-and I would like to tell you all some of the pleasurable details-and some very bad, but it all evens out in the end and things are going well.
I do need to get caught up with college football stuff. This year is turning into one of the best seasons for Michigan. They’re at 9-0, ranked #2 in the country, and able to control they’re own destiny to get to the Mythical National Championship. Yeah, sure beats the hell out of last year’s dismal 7-5 season.
Since I last posted, Michigan has won five more games.
Michigan Wolverines: 28 - Minnesota Golden Gophers: 14
Solid win.
Oh, and Michigan and Minnesota play for a trophy called the Little Brown Jug which is one of the oldest trophies in college football. It dates back to 1903 when Michigan coaches didn’t trust Minnesota to provide clean drinking water.
Michigan Wolverines: 31 - Michigan State Spartans: 13
Another solid win against the in state rival. The Spartans were just beginning their annual downward spiral.
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Michigan Wolverines: 17 - Penn State Nittany Lions: 10
Although Penn State isn’t that great this year, this was a tough game. First, Penn State’s sole loss last year was to Michigan and came on the last second of the game. Second, it was at Penn State and they were out for revenge. Didn’t happen. Although Michigan didn’t do much on offense, Penn State did even less. Also, Michigan’s defense beat the crap out of Penn State. Seriously. Two-yes two-Penn State quarterbacks were knocked out of the game.
See, I told you. And, yeah, this is just about the best college football picture of this season.
Michigan Wolverines: 20 - Iowa Hawkeyes: 6
The offense is struggling but the defense is getting nastier and nastier. Iowa’s quarterback had to have surgery on his thumb after this game.
Michigan Wolverines: 17 - Northwestern Wildcats: 3
More offensive struggles but still more defensive nastiness. Yep, another quarterback got knocked out of the game. Oh, and weather conditions were terrible, temperatures in the low forties, winds gusting to 35 mph, and rain. Some sleet, too.
Next up, is Ball State.
Yeah, that’s the school’s name. Even funnier is that it got that name after the school was purchased by-get this-the Ball Brothers in 1917. They’re not good at all and this should be easy. After that comes Indiana who isn’t all that great either.
Then, comes the only game that really matters this year. It’s probably the greatest rivalry in all of sports. It’s a bitter, hate-filled affair and goes back for decades. It’s that last game of the season for both teams every year, Michigan-Ohio State. And this year, it’s more than just the rivalry since both teams are ranked #1 and #2 and will likely be undefeated. 18 November is Armageddon.
And, don’t forget that Ohio State fans are horrible, wretched, and vile. The make meth in their trailers and still sport mullets. And, they’re not housebroken. Just watch the video and see for yourself.
Remember kids, when Ohio State wins, all of humanity loses.