i put an X next to the TRUE ones- for those who are mentally challenged

[x_silentears_x]

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF ( hahahahhahahahahahha kerrie)
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(X) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (mr.gillroy you hot piece of ass)
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I HAVE NEVER THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH AN EX
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH FOUR OR MORE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX ON THE BEACH
(_) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE
(_) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TRAIN
(X) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A FAT GIRL
(_) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROPOSED TO
(X) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED
(X) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(_) I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE
(X) I HAVE NEVER PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE

mwahahaa i bet all of those are wrong cuz i stopped remembering the x is for true blah blah ahha im mental