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HOLY SHIT YES!
SeaLab 2021 Soundboard
I get calls from telemarketers all the time, and I like to play around with them. I found this soundboard a few days ago, so I thought I'd test it out today!
TM: Telemarketer
Me: Duh, me..
SB: I used the soundboard
Me: Hello?
TM: Is Mrs. or Mr. Sumner there?
Me: Yea, just a second.. *covers phone*
SB: "Hello?"
TM: Hello, Mr. Sumner?
SB: "My name is Hal.."
TM: Good afternoon, this is ••••••• calling from •••••••.
SB: "Oh, it's you, Ben!"
TM: No sir, this is ••••••• from ••••••, not Ben.
SB: "Chopper Dave.."
TM: No, sir! This is ••••••• from •••••!
SB: "What the hell does that have to do with anything?!"
TM: Sorry sir. Would you and your family be interested in ••••••••••?
SB: "The what?"
TM: ••••••••••
SB: "Sure"
TM: Alright, let me explain a little bit more about it.
SB: "Ok.."
TM: *starts to ramble on about his product*
SB: *interupts TM* "What was that?"
TM: *continues rambling*
SB: "Aren't you forgetting something..?"
TM: I'm not finished yet, sir.
SB: "Oh, ok."
TM: *something about coupons.. blah blah blah*
SB: "My nipples are hard just thinking about it.."
TM: Excuse me, sir?
SB: "I love you."
TM: *hangs up*
Dude, it totally kicked ass.
So, don't tell the telemarketers to put you on the "do not call" list!
Fuck around with them for a while! :D
SeaLab 2021 Soundboard
I get calls from telemarketers all the time, and I like to play around with them. I found this soundboard a few days ago, so I thought I'd test it out today!
TM: Telemarketer
Me: Duh, me..
SB: I used the soundboard
Me: Hello?
TM: Is Mrs. or Mr. Sumner there?
Me: Yea, just a second.. *covers phone*
SB: "Hello?"
TM: Hello, Mr. Sumner?
SB: "My name is Hal.."
TM: Good afternoon, this is ••••••• calling from •••••••.
SB: "Oh, it's you, Ben!"
TM: No sir, this is ••••••• from ••••••, not Ben.
SB: "Chopper Dave.."
TM: No, sir! This is ••••••• from •••••!
SB: "What the hell does that have to do with anything?!"
TM: Sorry sir. Would you and your family be interested in ••••••••••?
SB: "The what?"
TM: ••••••••••
SB: "Sure"
TM: Alright, let me explain a little bit more about it.
SB: "Ok.."
TM: *starts to ramble on about his product*
SB: *interupts TM* "What was that?"
TM: *continues rambling*
SB: "Aren't you forgetting something..?"
TM: I'm not finished yet, sir.
SB: "Oh, ok."
TM: *something about coupons.. blah blah blah*
SB: "My nipples are hard just thinking about it.."
TM: Excuse me, sir?
SB: "I love you."
TM: *hangs up*
Dude, it totally kicked ass.
So, don't tell the telemarketers to put you on the "do not call" list!
Fuck around with them for a while! :D