I don't think I'll be able to skin another rabbit.
So yeah, my horrible dream woke me up just now.
There was a first and second dream. I have a vague memory of the first dream, it's actually probably part of my second dream, but all I remember is that it involves like...a store that sells rocks and it was like in an abandoned looking factory. The second dream, will not be told. Why? You don't need to know why. It involved secret sex in a basement, gravitational feats, sick and torn apart chickens running around, an escape/chase, something I can't find a way to explain, and licking up blood from the floor. The final dream for some reason involved, I guess I finally figured out it was some kid from an episode of Trading Spouses I saw yesterday. Maybe it was him, combined with this guy that was on Bones. I don't know. In the dream he was a friend of mine. Well actually, more like an acquaintance I didn't want to upset. And we were in the dark, in the woods with chainsaws with an assembly line of sorts, cutting up meat. I take a break from my chain pulling, and my friend goes over to a horrible machine with a huge skinny knife saw, and starts doing some more work. I spot an obese deer in a clearing, and I ask him if he would want to prepare that one if I shot it. He handed me a shotgun, and I went back over to it and hoped it hadn't moved. I actually walked right up to it, and then in front of it to get a good shot at it's head. The deer was acting like it was frozen, literally, but it would move a little bit randomly. It had huge human like eyes that were really freaking me out. I kept shooting it's head, but it just made a dull clicking sound. The deer looked pretty angry at me, but he still didn't move his body. I discovered that the shotgun my friend handed me was just a ham slicer and I only had one piece of ham left in it. I went up to tell him, and I got there just in time to see the giant knife saw go right through his leg. I asked him if that really went through his leg, or if it was just something I thought I saw. And he was like, no...it went through my leg. I asked him, or I guess more or less told him, I need to call for help, don't I? And all he said was, yeeeah. I ran off as fast as I could, just screaming for no apparent reason. Not before noticing of course that all of the skin and meat on his left arm had been ripped off and he had been using only a bone arm, the entire time. I had wondered if he had gotten all of his flesh torn off earlier and he just didn't say anything. I ran past the obese deer with the freaky eyes again, screaming, trying to get to a phone. And then I woke up.
YOU KNOW WHAT?? I just realized something extremely interesting. For a while I thought...wow I'm really messed up right now. Until I realized...just now, right before bed I had a slice of my lime pie right before I went to bed. Yesterday I wanted to make a pie. It was a choice between making a peach, or lime pie. I preferred lime. Wait a minute...I had the last of these dreams just a few minutes ago. That couldn't possibly have been continued from lime pie...could it?
At least these dreams didn't involve aliens. I hate my alien abduction dreams.
There was a first and second dream. I have a vague memory of the first dream, it's actually probably part of my second dream, but all I remember is that it involves like...a store that sells rocks and it was like in an abandoned looking factory. The second dream, will not be told. Why? You don't need to know why. It involved secret sex in a basement, gravitational feats, sick and torn apart chickens running around, an escape/chase, something I can't find a way to explain, and licking up blood from the floor. The final dream for some reason involved, I guess I finally figured out it was some kid from an episode of Trading Spouses I saw yesterday. Maybe it was him, combined with this guy that was on Bones. I don't know. In the dream he was a friend of mine. Well actually, more like an acquaintance I didn't want to upset. And we were in the dark, in the woods with chainsaws with an assembly line of sorts, cutting up meat. I take a break from my chain pulling, and my friend goes over to a horrible machine with a huge skinny knife saw, and starts doing some more work. I spot an obese deer in a clearing, and I ask him if he would want to prepare that one if I shot it. He handed me a shotgun, and I went back over to it and hoped it hadn't moved. I actually walked right up to it, and then in front of it to get a good shot at it's head. The deer was acting like it was frozen, literally, but it would move a little bit randomly. It had huge human like eyes that were really freaking me out. I kept shooting it's head, but it just made a dull clicking sound. The deer looked pretty angry at me, but he still didn't move his body. I discovered that the shotgun my friend handed me was just a ham slicer and I only had one piece of ham left in it. I went up to tell him, and I got there just in time to see the giant knife saw go right through his leg. I asked him if that really went through his leg, or if it was just something I thought I saw. And he was like, no...it went through my leg. I asked him, or I guess more or less told him, I need to call for help, don't I? And all he said was, yeeeah. I ran off as fast as I could, just screaming for no apparent reason. Not before noticing of course that all of the skin and meat on his left arm had been ripped off and he had been using only a bone arm, the entire time. I had wondered if he had gotten all of his flesh torn off earlier and he just didn't say anything. I ran past the obese deer with the freaky eyes again, screaming, trying to get to a phone. And then I woke up.
YOU KNOW WHAT?? I just realized something extremely interesting. For a while I thought...wow I'm really messed up right now. Until I realized...just now, right before bed I had a slice of my lime pie right before I went to bed. Yesterday I wanted to make a pie. It was a choice between making a peach, or lime pie. I preferred lime. Wait a minute...I had the last of these dreams just a few minutes ago. That couldn't possibly have been continued from lime pie...could it?
At least these dreams didn't involve aliens. I hate my alien abduction dreams.