Mar 14, 2005 16:21
Jacqui:
-Is a pretty AND ugly s.l.u.t...
-Lost her face in a car axident
-Is free to download for 14 days with no obligation
-Is a black man
-Shines
-Has me living in her bathtub
-Has glasses
-Draws sweet flowers and nak3d women
I:
-Am only $14.99
-Am bringing technology to life
-Host a bed and breakfast
-Rescued S's blankie
-Knit socks and legwarmers
-Am a professor at Oxford University
-Stand for Alabama Legislative Information System Online
-Play the banjo
Oh, and you can see what's going on in my pants 24 hours a day 365 days a year at Alisonspantscam.com (Don't really go there, because there really is some chick named Alison who lets people see what's inside her pants)
Wow, social studies was weird. Me and Jacqui were way too hyper. And we watched a sweet video in science about the ocean. I felt like I was in like 5th grade or something. Music was alright..a little awkward..Having trouble distinguishing between real friends and liars. Lunch..got into a fight with Jake. Can't stand him anymore. I'm sick of hearing things about my religion. So blow it out your ear. Well anyway..Spanish wasn't really that bad compared to how it usually is. I actually had a little bit of fun. Me and Jacqui discovered that guys only rub your backs to see if you're wearing a bra. Long story. So anyway, in math we sang the Pi song in all of the 7th grade math rooms and it was awesome. I love that song. Matt was singing in a really high voice and I almost died because I was laughing so hard. I couldn't help it. English was boring as usual...We listened to a Weird Al Yankovic song (Kinda, we heard the lyrics)..And it was pretty funny. Mrs. Bello is really up/to/date on all of her pop culture. Well that was my lovely day. Nothing too interesting. It was alright though..Except..
No Melissa
That broke my poor little Southern heart
Oh by the way, by the time I start high school I may have a Southern accent, so please don't make fun of me, mmk? It's not nice. Lol.
Wow, my family is a bunch of rednecks.
..::×[Me]×::..