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Ughhh...................
Dear essay # 1,
I spent too much time on you, and am sick of staring at your ugly text. Edit yourself.
Dear essay # 2,
I've sat over this novel for too long trying to figure you out. I did not pay enough attention to this topic in class. I have a whole other essay to edit, and I'm stressed and lazy. Also, I want to go out and party with Cem and Ari tomorrow. Write yourself.
Dear self,
Get back to work. You are a loser for this, and a procrastinator. You have no self discipline. You talk about work too much without doing it. Also, you are talking to yourself as if you were another person. Get a life.
Dear U of T,
die!
That's all.
Dear essay # 1,
I spent too much time on you, and am sick of staring at your ugly text. Edit yourself.
Dear essay # 2,
I've sat over this novel for too long trying to figure you out. I did not pay enough attention to this topic in class. I have a whole other essay to edit, and I'm stressed and lazy. Also, I want to go out and party with Cem and Ari tomorrow. Write yourself.
Dear self,
Get back to work. You are a loser for this, and a procrastinator. You have no self discipline. You talk about work too much without doing it. Also, you are talking to yourself as if you were another person. Get a life.
Dear U of T,
die!
That's all.