silly thing
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your time machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Evil Guide Plan