One word.......Bliss.

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Well then...the last 4 days have been completely freaking amazing. I cant even describe it, but I will try anyways. Well yesterday Aj's uncle let my ride his dirt bike with him. We were going like 120. Such a rush. My crotch kind of hurt after that, but wasnt going to ruin my day. After that Aj and I went bowling. I met these guys that bowl on a league there. They asked me to join their league, I am going up there tomorrow to check that out. Then I came home and talked online all night because thats who I am. I woke two hours later and went to school. Lots of movies, lots of sleep. Second hour I was sleeping and I had a dream I was talking to my family and no one was listening to me. You know how things around you when you sleep can come in your dream? Well that happened. All the talking made me dream that my family was. So I woke up yelling, "SHUT UP!" I got a few looks. I blushed. Then brushed it off as the bell rang. I applied for newspaper then walked home. Walking is exercise, so I wasnt about to complain about it. Then I got home and AJ came to get me. We went to the driving range. It was good times. Then ate dinner. Its good to eat when you are hungry. Most obvious statement ever. But hey, Im Chelsea. Anyways...So after dinner we go to Salt River. My friend Tom played music for us because he loves me. I told him I love him too, and that he should be my grandpa. He said he'd give it a thought. I bowled fucking awesome. Got the hardest split of my life. I loved it. Dance and sang by myself, got some more looks for the day. Didnt care. Then we went to HOT N NOW because I fucking love that place. I was blasting The Thong Song at the Gas Station and was all dancing to it, and this old black guy started dancing next to the car. I told him I loved him. I didnt ask him to be my grandpa though. He was black and I am clearly not an oreo. He was straight up pimpin back in the day I bet. Aj got sad, so I sang Journey to him. Talked him out of being emo. That's what bestfriends do, right? Came home, and I'm talkin to this sweet girl Maria about being her caddy. That's really all I have to say for now.

Really random.
and to add to the what the fuck factor I have more than created in this post, heres an great conversation.
made me laugh:

Ashley: Well you have a crooked penis
Steve: Hey now, wasnt crooked til you got to it.

hahahaha