Mistletoe and Wine anyone
christmas time, drunkness and crime,
children playing-in filth and grime,
with cars on fire and trainers under tree
time to rejoice in being a scally,
it's a time for stealing, a time for receiving
knock-off gear, worra great feelin'
why pay top dollar? You can nick it for free,
just like our leckie, gas and TV
christmas time, piss ups all the time,
nicking ciggies, spirits and wine
wearing shell suits and nykees-all knocked off gear
it's great getting pissed-on someone elses beer
it's a time for drinking-six packs of stella
dat yer got-from some dodgy fella
christmas is sound-christmas is best
God bless our Cilla-and the DHSS
christmas time-time to joyride
then go and visit-family inside
with dad on a six stretch- and sis up the duff
this 'city of culcher' can get pretty rough
so next time you're driving-through Liverpool-city
you may just know why-the streets look so shitty
so keep a sharp eye out-for those dodgy deals
but don't drive too slow-or they'll pinch all yer wheels
children playing-in filth and grime,
with cars on fire and trainers under tree
time to rejoice in being a scally,
it's a time for stealing, a time for receiving
knock-off gear, worra great feelin'
why pay top dollar? You can nick it for free,
just like our leckie, gas and TV
christmas time, piss ups all the time,
nicking ciggies, spirits and wine
wearing shell suits and nykees-all knocked off gear
it's great getting pissed-on someone elses beer
it's a time for drinking-six packs of stella
dat yer got-from some dodgy fella
christmas is sound-christmas is best
God bless our Cilla-and the DHSS
christmas time-time to joyride
then go and visit-family inside
with dad on a six stretch- and sis up the duff
this 'city of culcher' can get pretty rough
so next time you're driving-through Liverpool-city
you may just know why-the streets look so shitty
so keep a sharp eye out-for those dodgy deals
but don't drive too slow-or they'll pinch all yer wheels