i kno this is a lng entry but it's hilarious so read it.

[x_prettylies]

hi. this is going to be a long update, i know people dont really like to read long updates, but i had a funnn 3-day weekend with my bestfriend natalie! first, i stayed the night at her house. we had lotts of fon jumping on her trampoline +++ we slept on her trampoline!! :O i had a major backache from it though.:) thennnn the next day we went to my cabin ( up north ) in AuGres. we had soo much funnn there! omg my cousin dayton and his friend mikey are the fricking funniest people in the whole universe! my grandma has a go cart thingy, and my cousin gave us rides on it, and me and natalie were making up words, example, : rhombus=cool, dimond=sexy, circle=ugly and square=loser! lmfao! then my cusin kept calling me a fag, then he was like, " least im not a sphere! " me ++ natalie were daring eachother to tell my cousin he was dimond, ( lol ) and after we did, we were explaining what the words to them and we forgot that we caled my cousin dimond, we were like, " dimond means sexy. " mikey was like, " you think dayton is sexy!?!? " omfg me and natalie were just laughing sooo frcking hard! you dont even know. and then me, natalie, dayten, kara, and mikey were eating supper in the gaziboo and there was only 4 chairs and dayten was still getting his food so he was the last person in there, and as soon as he opened the door natalie was just starring at him and he was like " YOu ! move now! " ( he was saying it in a mean voice was he was jp around lol ) and natalie was like uh no and they kept argueing back and forth then natalie just stopped talking and kara said look ! she's judst sitting there starring at her food " ( and she only had a half of steak and a peice of colliflour ) and dayten just walked over there and he grabbed his fork and ate the whole half of her steak, IN JUST ONE BITE @!$! LMFAO natalie and me werew sitting tehre laughin our ass's off. omfg we had theee absolute best time up there ever! then after supper dayten was trying to fart but he had a mean lok on his face ( but natalie didnt know he was trying to fart ) and she thought he was going to hit her ( cause he plays like that sometimes lol ) so she was flinching and then mikey was like what ! he's only trying to fart, thjen we allllll stated laughin our ass's off. and then dayten was like, yeha i could just imagine something comming outta my ass and hitting her in the face ! :D OMFGGGGZZ it was hilarious. and then after that natalie opened her mouth like really wide because she was laughing so effin' hard, and then dayten was like " you have big lips or DSL " and i was like >:O ugh then he's like, that was a compliment ya know, and i was like ohkay.. and then he's like open it again but reallllly wide- as BIG as you can get it, (lol) and then he's like wow! i bet it would almost fit, just a little bit bigger. and here's another funnnny thing, okay we were riding around in the golf cart, me natalie, mikey. but dayten was driving and he's like this is DAytens taxy service. if you would like a ride then just text-msg us. so he dropped us off in the middle of fricking nowhere and he made us text msg him to come pick us back up! omg it was hilarious. alright well that's enough for now cause we had a long weekend and we're going to go watch movies +stuff alright talk to you later :)

xoxxo,
natalie & ashley.