My Matty Patty

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Matt is the shit and the coolest person ever. I am lucky to have a friend like him. I worship and kiss the ground he walks on. And he's lucky i think he's cool or else I wouldn't keep this in my journal although he's making me write this. Hold on. Im going to see if its long enough yet.... No. He wants me to type more. Welp, ummm.... oops... well, not welp. Im too lazy to go back and change it though. Ummm... I love Matt like a fat kid loves cake (like I like cake). Matt looked cute when we dressed him up as a girl. In a pink dress. It was the sex. Oops, he said not to talk about the dress... oh well... the delete button is too hard to press....

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PS I have the hiccups