cheers, here's toYOU!
without naming any names...
if you've recently written a letter to the editor regarding articles that STAFF WRITERS write and the topics THEY chose... you need a fuckin reality check. quit thinking that your shit doesn't stink.. b/c it does. quit thinking that you have the perfect relationship, that's the more naive thing in the world for any girl to do. quit acting like you have the biggest fricken cock up your ass in the entire world when you're near us, the attitude is defintely not needed. and before you even think to ask emerald for the $30 she still owes you, maybe you should take a look in the mirror and realize all the money you owe all THREE of us when we took care of your SUPERFICIAL ass, but never asked for a cent. thats what friends do. but you wouldn't know b/c you don't have any anymore.
here's a ladder for you. it's ok to come down from your little pedestal that makes you think you're the shit and a whole hell of a lot better then everyone else. you could've told me i gave you back the wrong yearbook w/o all the fuckin attitude.
so here's to you, cheers to the biggest bitch in the world. oh no, allow me to buy you that drink. i OWE you it. JUST LIKE HOW YOU STILL OWE ME MY GAUCHOS! hope you have fun next year with your drama free college life at ferris state. i know i'm gonna love specs howard.. I LIVE FOR THE DRAMA IN SOUTHFIELD!!
btw everyone, i'm sorry to break it to you, but i'm a superficial friend. i can't keep secrets. i write stories in the newspaper about the drama going on in my life, and my best friends write about their boy troubles, or happineses. i never realized this, but no one really likes to read about our problems. damn, maybe we should be magazine writers or something.. and attempt to solve other girl's problems b/c thats the least we can do if we CAN'T EVEN SOLVE OUR OWN! sorry i got sidetracked.. ne ways, i'm a bad friend, i tell people things that i'm not supposed to, i spread rumors, i'm really picky about when other people leave trash in my car, or a nasty, smelly cooler for TWO MONTHS. on top of all that, i tell everyone in the world my problems and why i'm pissed off at a certain person, b/c i think it's their business. oh god i almost forgot the most important reason you shouldn't be friends with me.. the number of guys i've slept w/... it's just terrible the amount. i almost regret all of it. so if you wouldn't like your reputation to be compared to the reputations of your friends, (b/c you have such a GREAT reputation as it is already.. not) i HIGHLY suggest that you don't even closely associate with me. i'm just a whore. that's all i'll ever be.
i can't wait be on CNN one day talking about how you got a DUI and they finally locked you up for good cuz trust me, you'd deserve it. that would be the biggest middle finger i think i could ever put in your face.
like omg, BFFNENENENENENE ilusm! lyl!
if you've recently written a letter to the editor regarding articles that STAFF WRITERS write and the topics THEY chose... you need a fuckin reality check. quit thinking that your shit doesn't stink.. b/c it does. quit thinking that you have the perfect relationship, that's the more naive thing in the world for any girl to do. quit acting like you have the biggest fricken cock up your ass in the entire world when you're near us, the attitude is defintely not needed. and before you even think to ask emerald for the $30 she still owes you, maybe you should take a look in the mirror and realize all the money you owe all THREE of us when we took care of your SUPERFICIAL ass, but never asked for a cent. thats what friends do. but you wouldn't know b/c you don't have any anymore.
here's a ladder for you. it's ok to come down from your little pedestal that makes you think you're the shit and a whole hell of a lot better then everyone else. you could've told me i gave you back the wrong yearbook w/o all the fuckin attitude.
so here's to you, cheers to the biggest bitch in the world. oh no, allow me to buy you that drink. i OWE you it. JUST LIKE HOW YOU STILL OWE ME MY GAUCHOS! hope you have fun next year with your drama free college life at ferris state. i know i'm gonna love specs howard.. I LIVE FOR THE DRAMA IN SOUTHFIELD!!
btw everyone, i'm sorry to break it to you, but i'm a superficial friend. i can't keep secrets. i write stories in the newspaper about the drama going on in my life, and my best friends write about their boy troubles, or happineses. i never realized this, but no one really likes to read about our problems. damn, maybe we should be magazine writers or something.. and attempt to solve other girl's problems b/c thats the least we can do if we CAN'T EVEN SOLVE OUR OWN! sorry i got sidetracked.. ne ways, i'm a bad friend, i tell people things that i'm not supposed to, i spread rumors, i'm really picky about when other people leave trash in my car, or a nasty, smelly cooler for TWO MONTHS. on top of all that, i tell everyone in the world my problems and why i'm pissed off at a certain person, b/c i think it's their business. oh god i almost forgot the most important reason you shouldn't be friends with me.. the number of guys i've slept w/... it's just terrible the amount. i almost regret all of it. so if you wouldn't like your reputation to be compared to the reputations of your friends, (b/c you have such a GREAT reputation as it is already.. not) i HIGHLY suggest that you don't even closely associate with me. i'm just a whore. that's all i'll ever be.
i can't wait be on CNN one day talking about how you got a DUI and they finally locked you up for good cuz trust me, you'd deserve it. that would be the biggest middle finger i think i could ever put in your face.
like omg, BFFNENENENENENE ilusm! lyl!