Sep 06, 2007 12:45
i found this in a rant on one of the comics i read and thought you might find it amusing if nothing else
I have proved the nonexistence of God!
Given:
* God is Light
* Sunshine is Light
* Sunshine is Delicious
* Chocolate is Delicious
* Chocolate is Sexy
* Power is Sexy
* Money is Power
* Time is Money
* Time is an Illusion
We can write this equation:
God = Light = Sunshine = Delicious = Chocolate = Sexy = Power = Money = Time = an Illusion
That we can thus reduce to:
God = an Illusion
Or
God is an Illusion.
There you go, Irrefutable proof that there is no God.