Its too early to be awake. Im rambling.
Ladies and Gentlemen, its time once again to play that game we all know and love: "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?"
'Course everyone wins because they can always guess something that I hate, but they never guess the one thing that Im thinking of at any particular moment.
This time Im thinking of two things. The first, well, thats being awake. Especially before noon. Ah Hell, who am I kidding. Especially before 4pm.
Last night I went to sleep around 3am or so, and either 4 or 5am my fucking cat was in the kitchen playing with a ball he found. (I have no idea where he keeps finding these things. Lucky for him my family tends to drop shit on the floor and just leave it there, so hes got a ton of stuff to play with lol.) So first I wake up from hearing the ball hit something, bounce a few times, and stop. I start to doze back off, and 5 minutes later he does it again. Fortunately he stopped. About a half an hour later.
Then I somehow manage to sleep past 6am, and not have to wake up to pee. Can you believe that? Im a bit shocked actually. Its been nearly a week since Ive gotten anything close to being called a "good nights sleep" (I realized my sleep troubles started up again right around the time my mom told me her breast cancer is back, so Im thinking thats probably why Im having trouble sleeping, even if its on a subconscious level.) and somehow I dont wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
Instead, I get woken up by the fucking prick next door at 7:45 because they're fucking retards and like to go outside (usually when Im sleeping. Granted, thats pretty much all the time, but still, its annoying.) on their front porch and talk on the phone, REALLY loud in some kind of language that Ive never heard before. They're Indian, but Ive heard Indians talk, and it doesnt really sound like that to me. And you know, if I have to be woken up and not allowed to go back to sleep (how could anyone go back to sleep with this fucker screaming his head off on the front porch? Its like hes right outside of my window because our front porch is right outside my window and their house is attached to ours, so his is pretty damn close to my window as well.) I should at least be able to know what it is that hes saying!
So he kept talking until 8:15 or so, and I suddenly had to pee. Damnit! So, that means Im awake for a while. Which sucks, because even though Ive got a shitload of stuff to do (like the 200 or so comics I have to read), I was hoping to sleep until 2pm or so, that way I can wake up, do a bit of nothing for a while, and take a shower before my sister gets home from work, because if Im not out of the shower by the time she gets home she fucking FLIPS OUT because GOD FORBID she not take a shower right before her fatfuck boyfriend comes to get her, or they wait longer to see each other. Plus, shes been coming home after seeing him at 2am when shes supposed to be home between midnight and 1am or earlier, so its not like shes losing any hours with the bastard.
Which brings me to another thing I hate. We have two working showers in this house. One of them is in my moms bathroom (which is pretty much all of ours bathroom because mine doesnt work and my sister is like some kind of flesh eating virus. Unless you cut it off where it starts (in this case, her room) she will keep spreading and spreading until she takes over everything. Thus far shes taken over all of our second floor.
However, the other shower is in my sisters bathroom. For some reason she wont use it. I have no idea why. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it, but she hates it and refuses to use it. Instead, you know what she uses it as? Since its one of those showers with a curtain and a tub, she put the fucking cats litter and water/food bowl in it. Does that make sense to anyone? :::shakes head:::
Now if only she would take the cat stuff out of the tub, put the shower curtain rod and curtain back on, she could use it. Would she? No.
So there for, I have to take showers around her schedule, which is a pain. Because the time I would like to take a shower is right when shes getting home from work (because then I'll have plenty of time and then wont miss my shows later that night).
She thinks that just because I have no where to be that I should just take a shower whenever shes not home.
So, now that thats out of the way, you know what I like? Orange juice in the morning. Bagels with creamcheese. Did you know they make a creamcheese with fruit blended into it? And another with cinnamin. And another with chocolate. Ive had the chocolate, but I want to try the first two (not at the same time, ew.)
I dont like the band Weezer that much, but two of the boys in the band are very cute. The lead singer has that "geek chic" thing goin' for him, and I love it. The only way hed be cuter is if he had some facial scruff. Somebody tell him to not shave for like two days.
And one last thing I like. You know that new song by Gorillaz or however they spell it? I like it. Its funky. Its a big too rap-y for me, but I still like the funkiness of it. Its a little weird hearing it on the radio while driving with my mom, though :-P. (Cuz for a while every time it came on and I didnt change the station shes like "What the fuck are we listening to?")
And has anyone noticed how the chick, Ferge or whatever its called, from Black Eyed Peas is incredibly hot?
Hey, I may be a homo, but that doesnt mean I cant think females are hot.
I suggest everyone listen to their song called "My Humps" off of their "Monkey Business" CD. Its naughty :-P.
And I love "Dont Phunk with my Heart".
Ok, Im done.
~Andy