funniness makes life go by faster
...funnies from my Spring '07 classes...
1.18.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “Everything wrong with America can be found in Walmart.”
- Prof. Marcus: “Tell me that’s not extremely ironic? The People’s Democratic Republic of Korea. The country doesn’t belong to the people, it’s not a republic or democratic state, and it’s only half of Korea.”
1.30.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “Greek Jews … sounds like a food.”
- Prof. Marcus: “If you have two Jews, then you have three opinions.”
2.6.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: [talking about gays getting kicked out of Germany] “Come again another day … no pun intended.”
2.15.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: [talking about Stockton sending books to Madagascar] “I feel bad for them. The books are in English. {class has blank stare} They speak French!”
- Prof. Marcus: “There’s a picture of Jesus and his many wives on the wall, ‘There’s proof!’ Can you imagine? I wonder if it was signed. You know? ‘JC was here’.”
2.20.07
HipHop Culture
- Brad: “Tell me what doesn’t belong.
[reads lyrics from Snap Yo Fingers]
Brand new shoes, brand new tool
Pull out tha ol school, cuz I'm feelin' real cool
Yeah I'm from tha 'A', so I'm leanin' and rockin'
Snappin' my fingers, then reachin' for my glock bitch!
Jamir: “‘Glock bitch’ doesn’t belong there!”
- Brad: [speaking about the women in Baby Got Back video] “It certainly made me hit puberty early.”
- Brad: “Go on with your bad self.”
- Brad: “ Rappers now talk about not knowing where their mind and money is. Well, my mind should be on the books, and my money is at the school.”
- Brad: “‘Cause girls be trickin’, but I’m not trying to get played.”
- Brad: [talking about] “M&Ms are the wonderful candy that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Eminem, last time I checked, wasn’t chocolate and isn’t a candy.”
- Brad: “50 Cent, I heard he had a brother named Quarter.”
- ZBT kid: “Let me just state again, 50 Cent was not shot. He was shot AT! Don’t give him more street credit than he deserves!”
Speaking & Listening
- Jim: “There’s nothing that can put Ranch dressing and have it not feel good.”
2.22.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “I put M80 in a frog’s mouth when I was little. Boom!”
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1.18.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “Everything wrong with America can be found in Walmart.”
- Prof. Marcus: “Tell me that’s not extremely ironic? The People’s Democratic Republic of Korea. The country doesn’t belong to the people, it’s not a republic or democratic state, and it’s only half of Korea.”
1.30.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “Greek Jews … sounds like a food.”
- Prof. Marcus: “If you have two Jews, then you have three opinions.”
2.6.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: [talking about gays getting kicked out of Germany] “Come again another day … no pun intended.”
2.15.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: [talking about Stockton sending books to Madagascar] “I feel bad for them. The books are in English. {class has blank stare} They speak French!”
- Prof. Marcus: “There’s a picture of Jesus and his many wives on the wall, ‘There’s proof!’ Can you imagine? I wonder if it was signed. You know? ‘JC was here’.”
2.20.07
HipHop Culture
- Brad: “Tell me what doesn’t belong.
[reads lyrics from Snap Yo Fingers]
Brand new shoes, brand new tool
Pull out tha ol school, cuz I'm feelin' real cool
Yeah I'm from tha 'A', so I'm leanin' and rockin'
Snappin' my fingers, then reachin' for my glock bitch!
Jamir: “‘Glock bitch’ doesn’t belong there!”
- Brad: [speaking about the women in Baby Got Back video] “It certainly made me hit puberty early.”
- Brad: “Go on with your bad self.”
- Brad: “ Rappers now talk about not knowing where their mind and money is. Well, my mind should be on the books, and my money is at the school.”
- Brad: “‘Cause girls be trickin’, but I’m not trying to get played.”
- Brad: [talking about] “M&Ms are the wonderful candy that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Eminem, last time I checked, wasn’t chocolate and isn’t a candy.”
- Brad: “50 Cent, I heard he had a brother named Quarter.”
- ZBT kid: “Let me just state again, 50 Cent was not shot. He was shot AT! Don’t give him more street credit than he deserves!”
Speaking & Listening
- Jim: “There’s nothing that can put Ranch dressing and have it not feel good.”
2.22.07
Holocaust
- Prof. Marcus: “I put M80 in a frog’s mouth when I was little. Boom!”
...will be updated soon...