Because...dinosaurs.
Sudden, yet Inevitable
lyrics by Susanna R. A. Miller
tune: "Rapture, Rapture" (from Gilbert & Sullivan's "Yeomen of the Guard")
Raptor, raptor! When carnivory seeks its prey, sedate and savoury,
stalking silently, seizing violently, slays annihilantly, raptor! raptor!
Horror! horror! when herbivory flees in fear, all shocked and shivery, blanching whitenedly, heartrate heightenedly, freezes frightenedly, horror! horror!
Jawful, jawful! When our aliment meets a clawful of our armament, tearing, truculent: fresh and succulent flesh is evident, jawful! jawful!
Ghastly, ghastly! When a dinosaur meets a major apex predator: dread the deadly bite, no tomorrow night, proto-coprolite, ghastly! ghastly!
lyrics by Susanna R. A. Miller
tune: "Rapture, Rapture" (from Gilbert & Sullivan's "Yeomen of the Guard")
Raptor, raptor! When carnivory seeks its prey, sedate and savoury,
stalking silently, seizing violently, slays annihilantly, raptor! raptor!
Horror! horror! when herbivory flees in fear, all shocked and shivery, blanching whitenedly, heartrate heightenedly, freezes frightenedly, horror! horror!
Jawful, jawful! When our aliment meets a clawful of our armament, tearing, truculent: fresh and succulent flesh is evident, jawful! jawful!
Ghastly, ghastly! When a dinosaur meets a major apex predator: dread the deadly bite, no tomorrow night, proto-coprolite, ghastly! ghastly!