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I went and saw Final Destination 3!! It was gory and freaky...my kinda movie! lol!!! Of course the thought of that really happening makes me sick to my stomach! I haven't had work a whole lot due to volleyball starting again...thank god!! I had insane hours about a month ago!! Vball is not goin as good as it could be (I don't get alot of playing time...) I don't like sitting on the bench. Sitting on the bench to me is like having a million knives go through my heart at once. I can't stand it. But, anyways, i have a tourn. in huntsville this weekend (only staying 1 night). So, I am gonna cut this short...
I really miss you....wherever you are....I am so proud of you!! NY? That's beyond AMAZING!!!!!!
OMG!!! I have a funny joke:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
I really miss you....wherever you are....I am so proud of you!! NY? That's beyond AMAZING!!!!!!
OMG!!! I have a funny joke:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."