Rockfest!!!.......um not really
Tonight I attended the almighty "Rockfest" (almightilly (sp?) shite) at Shawlands Academy with some others as I was kindly phoned and invited by two people so off I toddled to Woolworths to meet Ryan and Carol. Then we caught a bus that had our other friends on it, well we would have missed it if it wasn't for some very helpful under the influence memebrs of the public (junkie bastards) who ran for the bus stopped it and "held it for us" I would say they were just kind guys but I think they just wanted in Carol's ass. So after an interesting bus journey with some startling conversation such as "aye man whos playing fucking Slipknot, better than fuckin that how aboot canny tie a knot haw haw" (naw ya baw) we were further assisted by these two kind men who smelled of shite on how to get to the school from the bus stop but it ok they " wurnae wantin her even though it wis worth a try" it was just out of the kindness of their heart it really brought a tear to my eye.
Well we got to the school to be greeted by a 3 quid entry fee (this is where the bullshit started) and I payed now 3 quid is only 3 quid I hear you say but I payed 8 to see Anti-Flag now if u know your music you will know why after paying the price for the ticket I feel violated. So anyway back to the night, we got in and met Samantha and some others and went inside to the hall, now this is where the bullshit snowballed. The night was sent off to a start by Matt, or Captain Dickhead as he is better known announcing the band lineup and being so funny ... about as funny as gangrape. Listened to the first band I don't even want to try and categorize them all we will say is guitarist broke into a solo about 20 seconds into it and the solo consisted of 3 different notes. Then out of about the other 6 acts only two of them were any good Joanne on acoustic singing two covers and Joanne and Emma performing as a duet it wasn't my kind of music but they were pretty damn good, stood out from the rest by a mile. Well here's where the bullshit turned into a fucking landslide was asked to pose in a picture with seom girl I obliged, smiled in a kind of worried way then walked away to hear "OMG he's like so hot........I WANT UR BABIES" u might be thinking wow u full of yourself asshole ur posting this to look good if only let's put it this way IF ONLY they weren't my type, ask anyone else who was there why and they will be happy to exapain while pissing themselves with laughter. So I sit down later with Ryan they both pull seats over right next to me as in distance that can be considered harassment by most people and were very subtly in their approach......what age are you?, what school do you go to? have you got a girlfriend? Ryan found this very amusing as some guy behind them kept mouthing BUM HER! so we went over found Carol, Samantha, Cheryl etc and had an altogether less secually harassing couple of hours and was rounded off with covers of Mysterious Girl and Stacey's Mom where it turned into Stacey's maw has got a hairy baw and we happily left for home.
Got the bus home which was quiet got bus into town then got another for the epic 4 further stops home. Arrived back, went online checked emails etc and stuck this entry into lj so all you lucky ppl can read what I've been upto........