Hey Mama, get on the floor and move your booty, Mama

[x_low_rider_x]

Oh, the technology available nowadays. Sooner rather than later, there will be a video hitting the internet airwaves of some fine ass elevator dancing that me and amanda just finished. elevator dancing, you ask? yes, you know, when you're all alone in the elevator, traversing a couple of floors, there is a little dance that you do to pass the time. don't pretend like you don't. it's mostly just wiggling your little tushy. but look for it, high quality, let me tell you.

speaking of elevators, aren't elevator rides the most awkward thing ever?! i'm not even joking, just you and a stranger. man-o-a-man-o. do you talk? i mean the ride is almost over? why bother? just silence...........i imagine that is what death will be like......silence.