The Crane Wife: Chapter 1 of 7

Nov 04, 2009 22:38

Title: The Crane Wife
Chapter: One:Seven
Author: x_losRating: R ( Read more... )

the crane wife, five/master, i crack naturally, fanfiction

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innocentsmith November 5 2009, 05:48:11 UTC
AHAHA. AWESOME.

And I don't even like slave!fic, it's usually a huge squick for me. But OMG this is hilarious and great. Very Douglas Adams, but with the prospect of more pr0n in the offing.

And the Junior Ganymede shoutout is FTW. I can't imagine the Doctor would meet with the Club's approval, no, but it would be very entertaining to see him try.

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x_losfic November 5 2009, 05:52:36 UTC
THAT IS THE CHALLENGE PART OF CLICHE!CHALLENGE: I WILL /MAKE/ YOU LIKE IT!!

God, a part of me is really glad Douglas Adams never woke up one fine spring morning and thought 'what shall I do today? I know! Write Five/Master slavefic!porn!' What would that world even /be/.

Five <3's Wodehouse and Agatha Christie. Personal cannon fires true.

Glad you liked, thanks for reading!

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innocentsmith November 5 2009, 05:58:48 UTC
THESE ARE STRANGE AND NEW FEELINGS YOU ARE CONJURING UP IN ME (w/r/t crack!slave!fic). YOU MUST ALLOW ME A LITTLE HESITATION AND PERHAPS CHAGRIN.

God, a part of me is really glad Douglas Adams never woke up one fine spring morning and thought 'what shall I do today? I know! Write Five/Master slavefic!porn!' What would that world even /be/.

Well, I meant, like, tonally, what with the Thane's ancestors' silent "t"s and his exciting rings. But now I sort of want to send an expedition to the alternate universe where Douglas Adams did write reprehensible fic tropes, just to see if we can bring back the results.

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x_los November 5 2009, 06:28:50 UTC
I'M SORRY, PAMELA, BUT THERE IS NO ROOM FOR MODESTY HERE.

No, I gotcha--and if only there as an AU equivalent of the wayback machine. Fuck time travel: that.

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innocentsmith November 5 2009, 08:34:17 UTC
ALACK, SWIFTLY I MUST HIDE NOTES OF ALL MY PROTESTATIONS IN MY UNDERGARMENTS TO INSPIRE YOUR REMORSE.

I think we should talk to Neil Gaiman about it. If he can access the world where H.P. Lovecraft and P.G. Wodehouse collaborated on a musical titled "Necronomicon Summer," I'm pretty sure he can help us with this.

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aralias November 5 2009, 20:11:43 UTC
just a note to say: this is an awesome conversation thread :D

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x_los November 6 2009, 02:40:36 UTC
I AM MUCH CHAGRINED BY YOUR EPISTOLARY REBUKE. AND YET I MUST FORCE MY 64 CHAPTER 'MATED FOR LIFE' FIC IN WHICH AINLEY!MASTER IS A VAMPIRE AND FIVE IS A VEELA UPON YOU!! MAYBE EVEN MY THREE/MASTER 'ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT' (HERE THE 'ALIENS' WILL BE HUMANS--IZ VARY META)! PERHAPS THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO LOOK SO PRETTY!

Oh. My. God. Had not read. Why has someone not /written/ this? What are we doing w/ our lives if not THIS?

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innocentsmith November 6 2009, 08:17:01 UTC
OVERWHELMED BY YOUR BURGEONING CRACK!FIC, I FLUTTER! I SWOON! (I FIND THIS IS ALWAYS A USEFUL THING TO DO WHEN IN MORTAL/SEXUAL PERIL.)

I know, right? I assume that nobody's written it just because nobody could do it justice, except perhaps Mr. Gaiman himself.

I mean, after the Gollum/Smeagol slash I wouldn't put anything past him.

But yes, "I'm just a fool who/Thought that Chthulhu/Could fall in love" is clearly one of the great lyrics of our age.

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