The Darth Vader Situation
After a months worth of no updates, i give you THIS:
I was at the rockingham mall and outside FYE (a CD/DVD store) was a lifesize darth vader cardboard display. It was just sitting there, right outside the store, no supervision whatsoever, so anyone walking by could simply grab it and continue on their way. Well, thats exactly what I did, i grabbed it and continued on my way.
But allow me to rewind back to Friday April 16th...
We were at the rockingham mall, in the same situation. We decided to go into FYE and check out some DVD's. Inside the store next to the horror section, was a cardboard cutout of angelina jolie as lara croft
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There were employees and customers everywhere. It was going to be a difficult task to perform, but I just knew I could some how get away with it, despite the accusations of my peers. But I proved them wrong by escaping successfully, cardboard cutout in hand.
Later on, after shoving the 5' 10" lifesize cardboard display of angelina jolie as tomb rader into my small, compact jap car, we decided to hit up the local carnival on the boulevard for some fun. We took the lifesize angelina jolie and walked around the carnival with it. We decided it would be a cool idea to have random people pose with the display and take pictures. We took several pictures of random idiots posing with our stolen item, for about an hour, and then finally handed it off to a random lesbian carnie who was celebrating her 22nd birthday or something.
So anyway, the plan was to send the pictures off to FYE, which I never did because im a loser, but which has nothing to do with the present situation
Now back to darth vader.
I stole the darth vader which was outside the store. There was NO ONE around. It was OUTSIDE the store. It was the easiest target in the world. The easiest thing to get away with. It was a piece of cake compared to the angelina jolie situation.
DID i get away with it you ask?
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and ill tell you why later because now i have to take a shit.....
Ok I'm back, now here goes...
So anyway, i had this darth vader thing for about an hour and since one of my friends had to shop for some prom shit, i had to drag the enormous thing in and out of several stores. Finally, we decided to leave. We went through the food court, through the door, down the stairs and into the safety of the parking lot. I was almost home free! We approached the car, and just as my hand was 2 inches from the car door, a security guard pulled up in his security car.
SHIT!
Luckily I didn't get arrested. But I didn't get to keep the darth vader either. Supposedly someone in some other store somewhere saw me carrying the thing around and notified the manager of FYE. No surprise there. Unfortunately I probably wont be going to that mall anytime soon.
But if any one of you happen to go to ANOTHER mall somewhere in the northern massachusetts/southern NH area, and are able to locate another darth vader display at some other FYE type store, please notify me ASAP. Thanks.
I was at the rockingham mall and outside FYE (a CD/DVD store) was a lifesize darth vader cardboard display. It was just sitting there, right outside the store, no supervision whatsoever, so anyone walking by could simply grab it and continue on their way. Well, thats exactly what I did, i grabbed it and continued on my way.
But allow me to rewind back to Friday April 16th...
We were at the rockingham mall, in the same situation. We decided to go into FYE and check out some DVD's. Inside the store next to the horror section, was a cardboard cutout of angelina jolie as lara croft
example:
There were employees and customers everywhere. It was going to be a difficult task to perform, but I just knew I could some how get away with it, despite the accusations of my peers. But I proved them wrong by escaping successfully, cardboard cutout in hand.
Later on, after shoving the 5' 10" lifesize cardboard display of angelina jolie as tomb rader into my small, compact jap car, we decided to hit up the local carnival on the boulevard for some fun. We took the lifesize angelina jolie and walked around the carnival with it. We decided it would be a cool idea to have random people pose with the display and take pictures. We took several pictures of random idiots posing with our stolen item, for about an hour, and then finally handed it off to a random lesbian carnie who was celebrating her 22nd birthday or something.
So anyway, the plan was to send the pictures off to FYE, which I never did because im a loser, but which has nothing to do with the present situation
Now back to darth vader.
I stole the darth vader which was outside the store. There was NO ONE around. It was OUTSIDE the store. It was the easiest target in the world. The easiest thing to get away with. It was a piece of cake compared to the angelina jolie situation.
DID i get away with it you ask?
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V
NO.
and ill tell you why later because now i have to take a shit.....
Ok I'm back, now here goes...
So anyway, i had this darth vader thing for about an hour and since one of my friends had to shop for some prom shit, i had to drag the enormous thing in and out of several stores. Finally, we decided to leave. We went through the food court, through the door, down the stairs and into the safety of the parking lot. I was almost home free! We approached the car, and just as my hand was 2 inches from the car door, a security guard pulled up in his security car.
SHIT!
Luckily I didn't get arrested. But I didn't get to keep the darth vader either. Supposedly someone in some other store somewhere saw me carrying the thing around and notified the manager of FYE. No surprise there. Unfortunately I probably wont be going to that mall anytime soon.
But if any one of you happen to go to ANOTHER mall somewhere in the northern massachusetts/southern NH area, and are able to locate another darth vader display at some other FYE type store, please notify me ASAP. Thanks.