PENIS!!!!!
I remember one time I was driving with my freinds Paul and Kevin in boston. We were coming around a corner and Paul was telling us about Jimmy (this kid with a 10 foot dick.) I didn't notice but I guess paul (talking about Jimmy) yelled "PENIS!!" out the window. No more than a minute later was I being pulled over by a Boston police officer. I thought that I may have been speeding so I pulled over to the side of the road. The cop got out of the car, and instead of coming to my drivers side window, he went up to pauls backseat window and addresseda very important issue. He said something like this:
"Son, step out of the car please."
Confused I asked the cop why.
"The young man has shouted a horrible, provocative, evil, vulgar word and it is only fit that I keep him in custody for the evening, you can see your friend in court."
Puzzled I asked what he did, what paul could have possibly said to make this cop so upset.
"He yelled the word "PENIS" out the window of the backseat of your car. A woman was walking down the street and had a heart attack after hearing this word shouted, luckily I wasn't to far away and I was able to call an ambulance. However, had i not been there, this woman could be dead right now thanks to your FRIEND."
He held paul up by his hair.
"The poor woman was so upset by the vulgar terminology used, she even threatened to kill herself. If she dies, this young man here could be labeled a killer!!!!"
Then they did a strip search in the middle of downtown Boston.
THE END
"Son, step out of the car please."
Confused I asked the cop why.
"The young man has shouted a horrible, provocative, evil, vulgar word and it is only fit that I keep him in custody for the evening, you can see your friend in court."
Puzzled I asked what he did, what paul could have possibly said to make this cop so upset.
"He yelled the word "PENIS" out the window of the backseat of your car. A woman was walking down the street and had a heart attack after hearing this word shouted, luckily I wasn't to far away and I was able to call an ambulance. However, had i not been there, this woman could be dead right now thanks to your FRIEND."
He held paul up by his hair.
"The poor woman was so upset by the vulgar terminology used, she even threatened to kill herself. If she dies, this young man here could be labeled a killer!!!!"
Then they did a strip search in the middle of downtown Boston.
THE END