N00b Killing By Maddy
So today I was on Gaia Online, and, as usual, whoring out the gaming discussion thread. So this guy has this thread, and I post in it, and then I see something. Someone said their favorite system is a Play Station 3.
Now, keep in mind, they haven't been released yet. This... n00b, kept on insisting that the PS3 got released in Japan today. So, taking up my angry n00b bashing skillz, I started up a conversation with him. Here's how it went:
ME: HAY YOU GUYZ I HAVE A PSTHREE TOO AND I HAVE FINAL FANTASY 13 ON IT. ITS FUN LOL.
N00B: do you live in japan ?
ME: LAWLZ YEAH I TAKE THE TINY BUS TO STUPID TOWN TOO.
N00B: what ?
ME: ROFL SORRIE. I ALSO HAVE THE XBOX 180 AND THE REVOLUTION LOL. DEVIL MAY CRY 6 IS SOOOO GHETTO!!1
N00B: what the hell are you talking about ?
ME: DO U HAVE A PSTHREE YET? MYNE IS NEON PURPLE.
N00B: where did you get it ?
ps they dont come in purple
ME: I GOT IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS 1 MONTH AGO. AND YES IT DOES. IT COMES IN SUNSET ORANGE, BOOGER GREEN AND VAGINA PINK YOU N00B.
N00B: where do you live hu ?
ME: NOT WHERE YOU LIVE.
My God! I've been sarcastic the WHOLE TIME! If you haven't figured that out, then I strongly pity you. The PS3 has not been released. In fact, I'm phoning Sony right now. We're old pals, Hideo Kojima and I. We go back a looong time.
And that was all. And I had fun. Because I hate n00bs.
Now, keep in mind, they haven't been released yet. This... n00b, kept on insisting that the PS3 got released in Japan today. So, taking up my angry n00b bashing skillz, I started up a conversation with him. Here's how it went:
ME: HAY YOU GUYZ I HAVE A PSTHREE TOO AND I HAVE FINAL FANTASY 13 ON IT. ITS FUN LOL.
N00B: do you live in japan ?
ME: LAWLZ YEAH I TAKE THE TINY BUS TO STUPID TOWN TOO.
N00B: what ?
ME: ROFL SORRIE. I ALSO HAVE THE XBOX 180 AND THE REVOLUTION LOL. DEVIL MAY CRY 6 IS SOOOO GHETTO!!1
N00B: what the hell are you talking about ?
ME: DO U HAVE A PSTHREE YET? MYNE IS NEON PURPLE.
N00B: where did you get it ?
ps they dont come in purple
ME: I GOT IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS 1 MONTH AGO. AND YES IT DOES. IT COMES IN SUNSET ORANGE, BOOGER GREEN AND VAGINA PINK YOU N00B.
N00B: where do you live hu ?
ME: NOT WHERE YOU LIVE.
My God! I've been sarcastic the WHOLE TIME! If you haven't figured that out, then I strongly pity you. The PS3 has not been released. In fact, I'm phoning Sony right now. We're old pals, Hideo Kojima and I. We go back a looong time.
And that was all. And I had fun. Because I hate n00bs.