LOL [...crack.]
Title: LOL
Pairing: Xaldin/Xigbar/YOURMOTHER
Type: hi crack here in case you didn't figure it out already~
Rating: L for LOL
Xigbar thought about this. "Actually, I think you're wrong about that. Luxord is more like... I dunno, a sucker fish. He's totally not playful enough for an orca whale."
Demyx shook his head vehemently. "No, he really is! And orcas have this mean streak a mile long..."
"They eat dolphins, I thought we decided you were a dolphin?"
"I dunno," Zexion said, lounging over the back of the couch. "Aren't dolphins supposed to be intelligent?" He smirked at Demyx.
"Hey!"
"True, true." Xigbar frowned ponderously. "Then maybe a seal?"
"A cute little brown seal?" Zexion suggested. He could see Demyx as a seal. That would work.
"You'd be an otter, Zexion!" Demyx said enthusiastically, letting both him and Luxord's sea-creature-forms drop.
"Er..." Zexion looked slightly panicked. "Sure..."
"Yeah, yeah!" Xigbar smacked him on the back. "You can eat stuff off your tummy!"
Zexion blushed a little, with a vague sense of unease at that phrase. "Um, okay..."
"What about you, Xigbar?" Demyx leaned forward.
"Oh, me? I'm a tiger shark. Grr!"
"No, you're a hammerhead." Xaldin had been listening in for a while, at first dismissing it as another bunch of crap - but hey, he could never pass up a chance to insult Xigbar. "Your eyes are far away from each other, so you have no idea what you're doing and run into things a lot."
"Actually, hammerhead sharks..." Demyx launched into a long explanation of exactly why the sharks didn't run into things, which Xigbar cheerfully tuned out.
"Whatever, as long as I'm a shark! I only have one eye, anyway." Xigbar waved a hand vaguely.
"Xaldin would probably be a shark too, right?" Demyx grinned up at the Lancer, who was looming over him.
"No, he'd be an octopus!"
There was a rather strained silence after that... interesting proclamation. Xigbar, of course.
"...What?"
"Yeah!" Xigbar grinned. "Because of these." He reached out and tugged on one of Xaldin's dreadlocks. "And, actually... he'd have to be a giant octopus. Because he's so big!" He threw his arms up, a ridiculous grin on his face. "LOL GIANT OCTOPUS!"
"I am going to kill you!!"
"Lol tentacles!"
"Get back here, you worthless piece of crap!"
"Looool!"
Demyx and Zexion watched as Xaldin chased Xigbar around and around the room. Well, no one ever said being a Nobody wasn't entertaining.
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and while we're having some lol...
PrettyKittyMulu: ew. xaldin/lexaeus. do not want. D:
PrettyKittyMulu: ..come to think of it, WOULD NOT WORK
WakingYourWinds: no not want
WakingYourWinds: yeah srsly
WakingYourWinds: Lexaeus: ...*laughs* no. Just no. Go back to banging Xigbar.
WakingYourWinds: Xaldin: er... >_> you're absolutely right. AUTHOR, WHAT THE HELL.
PrettyKittyMulu: yeah seriously
TweetyPie430: when i do xemnas
WakingYourWinds: (LOL!!11ONE)
TweetyPie430: it's gonna be hyper xemnas!
TweetyPie430: SAIX GET OVER HERE PUPPY!!!
PrettyKittyMulu: GAH. braig, you're OBNOXIOUS.
WakingYourWinds: Braig: YES INDEED :D
PrettyKittyMulu: asshat.
WakingYourWinds: Braig: does that mean I get to sit on your head, or cover your ass? I'm okay with either.
PrettyKittyMulu: dilan: um, you WISH
WakingYourWinds: braig: yes, I do! oh wait... *grabs ass* WISH GRANTED LOL
Okay, I'm done for the night. FO SRS. I'M GOING SLEEP NOW KTHX.
Pairing: Xaldin/Xigbar/YOURMOTHER
Type: hi crack here in case you didn't figure it out already~
Rating: L for LOL
Xigbar thought about this. "Actually, I think you're wrong about that. Luxord is more like... I dunno, a sucker fish. He's totally not playful enough for an orca whale."
Demyx shook his head vehemently. "No, he really is! And orcas have this mean streak a mile long..."
"They eat dolphins, I thought we decided you were a dolphin?"
"I dunno," Zexion said, lounging over the back of the couch. "Aren't dolphins supposed to be intelligent?" He smirked at Demyx.
"Hey!"
"True, true." Xigbar frowned ponderously. "Then maybe a seal?"
"A cute little brown seal?" Zexion suggested. He could see Demyx as a seal. That would work.
"You'd be an otter, Zexion!" Demyx said enthusiastically, letting both him and Luxord's sea-creature-forms drop.
"Er..." Zexion looked slightly panicked. "Sure..."
"Yeah, yeah!" Xigbar smacked him on the back. "You can eat stuff off your tummy!"
Zexion blushed a little, with a vague sense of unease at that phrase. "Um, okay..."
"What about you, Xigbar?" Demyx leaned forward.
"Oh, me? I'm a tiger shark. Grr!"
"No, you're a hammerhead." Xaldin had been listening in for a while, at first dismissing it as another bunch of crap - but hey, he could never pass up a chance to insult Xigbar. "Your eyes are far away from each other, so you have no idea what you're doing and run into things a lot."
"Actually, hammerhead sharks..." Demyx launched into a long explanation of exactly why the sharks didn't run into things, which Xigbar cheerfully tuned out.
"Whatever, as long as I'm a shark! I only have one eye, anyway." Xigbar waved a hand vaguely.
"Xaldin would probably be a shark too, right?" Demyx grinned up at the Lancer, who was looming over him.
"No, he'd be an octopus!"
There was a rather strained silence after that... interesting proclamation. Xigbar, of course.
"...What?"
"Yeah!" Xigbar grinned. "Because of these." He reached out and tugged on one of Xaldin's dreadlocks. "And, actually... he'd have to be a giant octopus. Because he's so big!" He threw his arms up, a ridiculous grin on his face. "LOL GIANT OCTOPUS!"
"I am going to kill you!!"
"Lol tentacles!"
"Get back here, you worthless piece of crap!"
"Looool!"
Demyx and Zexion watched as Xaldin chased Xigbar around and around the room. Well, no one ever said being a Nobody wasn't entertaining.
{ + }
and while we're having some lol...
PrettyKittyMulu: ew. xaldin/lexaeus. do not want. D:
PrettyKittyMulu: ..come to think of it, WOULD NOT WORK
WakingYourWinds: no not want
WakingYourWinds: yeah srsly
WakingYourWinds: Lexaeus: ...*laughs* no. Just no. Go back to banging Xigbar.
WakingYourWinds: Xaldin: er... >_> you're absolutely right. AUTHOR, WHAT THE HELL.
PrettyKittyMulu: yeah seriously
TweetyPie430: when i do xemnas
WakingYourWinds: (LOL!!11ONE)
TweetyPie430: it's gonna be hyper xemnas!
TweetyPie430: SAIX GET OVER HERE PUPPY!!!
PrettyKittyMulu: GAH. braig, you're OBNOXIOUS.
WakingYourWinds: Braig: YES INDEED :D
PrettyKittyMulu: asshat.
WakingYourWinds: Braig: does that mean I get to sit on your head, or cover your ass? I'm okay with either.
PrettyKittyMulu: dilan: um, you WISH
WakingYourWinds: braig: yes, I do! oh wait... *grabs ass* WISH GRANTED LOL
Okay, I'm done for the night. FO SRS. I'M GOING SLEEP NOW KTHX.