Something Different [Luxord/Axel, PG-13]
Title: Something Different
Pairing: Luxord/Axel (crack whut?)
Type: uh.. humor. Ya.
Written For: samurai_usagi, with much love XDDDD I barely touched on the prompt... sorry XD I meant to say more about it, but that sort of got lost in everything else. :P.
Rating: PG-13
The Halloween party was well under way by the time Axel got there. Even though all twelve members of the Organization Buttsecks lived in the same place, they didn't really see much of each other... and Xemnas had gotten it into his head lately that they should be Bonding. Hence... the parties.
Axel sighed. Not that he didn't like parties, but... this was the fifth one in the past two weeks. It was getting old!
He pulled sunglasses from his pocket and slipped them on. Larxene had planned this particular gathering, and thus - the Halloween costumes.
If anyone asked, he was a Turk. If they didn't know, that was too bad for them.
He pushed past where Demyx was dancing with Marluxia (already a danger zone right there) and headed for the snacks table. He poured himself a drink and sighed heavily; he wished he could just leave already.
"What's with the sour face?" A grinning pirate had sidled up next to him, looking rather predatory. Axel raised an eyebrow.
"Haven't you have enough partying?"
"Never!" Luxord slung an arm around Axel's shoulders. "Is that it? You're bored already?"
Axel rolled his eyes. "Always the same people? Doing the same things?"
"Oh, come on, now!" He grinned cheerfully. "You and I both know that there is a sure fire cure for boredom."
"Do I now?" Axel couldn't help it - the cocky tone of Luxord's voice was infectious. He smirked. "And what, pray tell, would that be?"
Luxord swept an arm over the table and knocked most of the half-empty glasses to the floor. He jumped up on it with surprising grace and agility, then held his arms up for attention.
"Everyone!" The room quieted, a little. "Axel and I shall now engage in a fifteen-minute make-out session! Anyone who wishes to join us is completely and totally welcome!"
Axel grinned. "Now that's something different."
"This includes you, Larxene!"
"Fuck off!"
"Planning on it!"
Axel clambered up on the table. "Did I ever tell you I like blondes?"
"So do I, my friend. But I rather doubt we're talking about the same thing. Shall we?"
"We shall."
Pairing: Luxord/Axel (crack whut?)
Type: uh.. humor. Ya.
Written For: samurai_usagi, with much love XDDDD I barely touched on the prompt... sorry XD I meant to say more about it, but that sort of got lost in everything else. :P.
Rating: PG-13
The Halloween party was well under way by the time Axel got there. Even though all twelve members of the Organization Buttsecks lived in the same place, they didn't really see much of each other... and Xemnas had gotten it into his head lately that they should be Bonding. Hence... the parties.
Axel sighed. Not that he didn't like parties, but... this was the fifth one in the past two weeks. It was getting old!
He pulled sunglasses from his pocket and slipped them on. Larxene had planned this particular gathering, and thus - the Halloween costumes.
If anyone asked, he was a Turk. If they didn't know, that was too bad for them.
He pushed past where Demyx was dancing with Marluxia (already a danger zone right there) and headed for the snacks table. He poured himself a drink and sighed heavily; he wished he could just leave already.
"What's with the sour face?" A grinning pirate had sidled up next to him, looking rather predatory. Axel raised an eyebrow.
"Haven't you have enough partying?"
"Never!" Luxord slung an arm around Axel's shoulders. "Is that it? You're bored already?"
Axel rolled his eyes. "Always the same people? Doing the same things?"
"Oh, come on, now!" He grinned cheerfully. "You and I both know that there is a sure fire cure for boredom."
"Do I now?" Axel couldn't help it - the cocky tone of Luxord's voice was infectious. He smirked. "And what, pray tell, would that be?"
Luxord swept an arm over the table and knocked most of the half-empty glasses to the floor. He jumped up on it with surprising grace and agility, then held his arms up for attention.
"Everyone!" The room quieted, a little. "Axel and I shall now engage in a fifteen-minute make-out session! Anyone who wishes to join us is completely and totally welcome!"
Axel grinned. "Now that's something different."
"This includes you, Larxene!"
"Fuck off!"
"Planning on it!"
Axel clambered up on the table. "Did I ever tell you I like blondes?"
"So do I, my friend. But I rather doubt we're talking about the same thing. Shall we?"
"We shall."