Mission Accomplished [Xaldin/Luxord/Xigbar, PG-13]
Title: Mission Accomplished
Pairing: Xaldin/Luxord/Xigbar (woot, first threesome XD)
Written For: samurai_usagi
Type: lol
Rating: mm, PG-13
Luxord and Xigbar had an Idea.
Oh yeah. It was another of those days.
They moved down the hall in super-spy-movie-stealth-mode, stopping at doorways, whispering secret code words that had no actual meaning whatsoever - and Xigbar would occasionally appear on the ceiling, or one of the walls, just to make it more suspenseful.
Oh yeah. Approaching target area - Room III.
"This is Agent Freeshooter, moving into the red zone. Do you read me, Agent PeachFuzz?"
Luxord gaped. Peachfuzz?! Damnit, Xigbar! "Loud and clear, Agent Freeshooter, and considering the target's probably inside, you might want to stop humming the theme from 007."
Xigbar scowled at him, then coughed and stopped humming. "Right then. On the count of three."
"One..."
"Two..."
On "Three," they both reached out and - opened the door. It swung inward silently.
..."Agent PeachFuzz, this is Agent Freeshooter, the target has been - "
"Shhh!!"
Luckily for them, Xaldin was doing something Very Important at his desk, and wasn't paying attention at all. They crept along the floor - silently, for they could both drift easily - and moved to either side of Xaldin, ready to -
Suddenly, two very strong hands whipped out of nowhere and seized the two stalkers by the handy chain on the front of their coats. "Hello there," Xaldin smirked at both of them, "dears."
"Hey Xaldin!" Xigbar said cheerfully. "We actually came here to -"
"Whatever it is, I don't want it. Go away."
Luxord pouted. "Come on now, Xaldin, don't be a -"
"What part of 'I don't want to play' do you not understand?"
"Hm, let's see..." Xigbar met Luxord's eye and smirked. "Don't?"
Xaldin let them drop and sighed, disgusted. "Leave me out of your lame-ass plans for world domination."
"Well you see, it wasn't exactly world domination we had in mind..."
Xaldin scowled. Really, it was like dealing with two very unruly children, who, unfortunately for Xaldin, had the collective attention span of a small flea. A very tiny, sex-obsessed flea. He sighed heavily.
"Why don't you two just go... suck each other off or something. I'm busy."
"Been there, done that." Luxord waved a hand airily, then threaded his fingers through Xaldin's dreadlocks.
Xigbar sat on the edge of the desk. "Yup. We're done having fun with each other..." he leaned close and tugged on Xaldin's earring. "So we can focus~ on~ YOU~."
Well fuck. Xaldin tossed his pen down, and leaned back in his chair. "You're really not going to let me work, are you?"
Luxord smirked and ran his thumb over Xaldin's sideburns, ruffling them. "Nope."
Shit. Xaldin groaned as Xigbar somehow ended up between his legs - stupid space manipulation - and Luxord attacked his sensitive ears.
Well then.
Who bloody cares about work, anyway?
Pairing: Xaldin/Luxord/Xigbar (woot, first threesome XD)
Written For: samurai_usagi
Type: lol
Rating: mm, PG-13
Luxord and Xigbar had an Idea.
Oh yeah. It was another of those days.
They moved down the hall in super-spy-movie-stealth-mode, stopping at doorways, whispering secret code words that had no actual meaning whatsoever - and Xigbar would occasionally appear on the ceiling, or one of the walls, just to make it more suspenseful.
Oh yeah. Approaching target area - Room III.
"This is Agent Freeshooter, moving into the red zone. Do you read me, Agent PeachFuzz?"
Luxord gaped. Peachfuzz?! Damnit, Xigbar! "Loud and clear, Agent Freeshooter, and considering the target's probably inside, you might want to stop humming the theme from 007."
Xigbar scowled at him, then coughed and stopped humming. "Right then. On the count of three."
"One..."
"Two..."
On "Three," they both reached out and - opened the door. It swung inward silently.
..."Agent PeachFuzz, this is Agent Freeshooter, the target has been - "
"Shhh!!"
Luckily for them, Xaldin was doing something Very Important at his desk, and wasn't paying attention at all. They crept along the floor - silently, for they could both drift easily - and moved to either side of Xaldin, ready to -
Suddenly, two very strong hands whipped out of nowhere and seized the two stalkers by the handy chain on the front of their coats. "Hello there," Xaldin smirked at both of them, "dears."
"Hey Xaldin!" Xigbar said cheerfully. "We actually came here to -"
"Whatever it is, I don't want it. Go away."
Luxord pouted. "Come on now, Xaldin, don't be a -"
"What part of 'I don't want to play' do you not understand?"
"Hm, let's see..." Xigbar met Luxord's eye and smirked. "Don't?"
Xaldin let them drop and sighed, disgusted. "Leave me out of your lame-ass plans for world domination."
"Well you see, it wasn't exactly world domination we had in mind..."
Xaldin scowled. Really, it was like dealing with two very unruly children, who, unfortunately for Xaldin, had the collective attention span of a small flea. A very tiny, sex-obsessed flea. He sighed heavily.
"Why don't you two just go... suck each other off or something. I'm busy."
"Been there, done that." Luxord waved a hand airily, then threaded his fingers through Xaldin's dreadlocks.
Xigbar sat on the edge of the desk. "Yup. We're done having fun with each other..." he leaned close and tugged on Xaldin's earring. "So we can focus~ on~ YOU~."
Well fuck. Xaldin tossed his pen down, and leaned back in his chair. "You're really not going to let me work, are you?"
Luxord smirked and ran his thumb over Xaldin's sideburns, ruffling them. "Nope."
Shit. Xaldin groaned as Xigbar somehow ended up between his legs - stupid space manipulation - and Luxord attacked his sensitive ears.
Well then.
Who bloody cares about work, anyway?