Self-Confidence [Xigbar/Larxene, PG]
Title: Self-Confidence
Pairing: Xigbar/Larxene
Written For: inomuiro
Type: humorish :3
Rating: PG i think?
Larxene had narrowed it down to three.
Only three people in this crazy Organization she'd joined were straight.
Yeah.
Xemnas and Saix were obviously going at it like rabbits, Axel and Demyx - well, almost the worst kept secret ever, Marluxia was - that didn't even need a second thought! Vexen and Xaldin were still in the closet but it wouldn't take long, Zexion - purple hair, no question there.
Which left three.
Luxord. He was straight all right, but he was the perviest perv in all of perv history. She'd only been around for three days and he'd already tried to get her to play strip poker, snooped in her underwear drawer, and installed spy cameras in her shower. All three actions were viciously frowned upon.
Then there was Lexaeus. A good guy, she supposed, but totally not her type and boring as all hell.
And then... there was Xigbar.
She had her doubts about him, the way he teased everyone, favorite color is purple, things like that... but he was definitely straight.
He's only definitely straight because you want him to be! a small voice in the back of her head squeaked, and she quashed it. That may have been true, but he was her best hope for a good lay, and when Larxene wanted something, she got it.
She tapped on his door and waited, smirking already.
"Yeees?" Xigbar pulled open the door - it didn't happen often, the whole door-knocking thing. People quickly realized that Xigbar didn't care two flying fucks about privacy, and just portaled into the room. Therefore, it must be... "Why hello there." He grinned. Must be my lucky day.
"Is it just me, or is everyone in this Organization gay?" Larxene crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Hm..." Xigbar pondered this, then chuckled, leaning against the doorframe. "Is that a question, a threat, or an offer for hot sex?"
Larxene smirked. "Let's just say... all three."
"Well then." Xigbar laughed. "To answer your question, I'm straight as an arrow, I just have self-confidence. As for the threat, I can tell you that it only makes me more attracted to you. And as for your offer..." He gestured for her to step into the room. "Well. Considering the circumstances, you'd find me hard-pressed to say no."
She brushed past him, the glimmer of a smile on her lips. "Hard-pressed, huh?"
"You'd better believe it."
Pairing: Xigbar/Larxene
Written For: inomuiro
Type: humorish :3
Rating: PG i think?
Larxene had narrowed it down to three.
Only three people in this crazy Organization she'd joined were straight.
Yeah.
Xemnas and Saix were obviously going at it like rabbits, Axel and Demyx - well, almost the worst kept secret ever, Marluxia was - that didn't even need a second thought! Vexen and Xaldin were still in the closet but it wouldn't take long, Zexion - purple hair, no question there.
Which left three.
Luxord. He was straight all right, but he was the perviest perv in all of perv history. She'd only been around for three days and he'd already tried to get her to play strip poker, snooped in her underwear drawer, and installed spy cameras in her shower. All three actions were viciously frowned upon.
Then there was Lexaeus. A good guy, she supposed, but totally not her type and boring as all hell.
And then... there was Xigbar.
She had her doubts about him, the way he teased everyone, favorite color is purple, things like that... but he was definitely straight.
He's only definitely straight because you want him to be! a small voice in the back of her head squeaked, and she quashed it. That may have been true, but he was her best hope for a good lay, and when Larxene wanted something, she got it.
She tapped on his door and waited, smirking already.
"Yeees?" Xigbar pulled open the door - it didn't happen often, the whole door-knocking thing. People quickly realized that Xigbar didn't care two flying fucks about privacy, and just portaled into the room. Therefore, it must be... "Why hello there." He grinned. Must be my lucky day.
"Is it just me, or is everyone in this Organization gay?" Larxene crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Hm..." Xigbar pondered this, then chuckled, leaning against the doorframe. "Is that a question, a threat, or an offer for hot sex?"
Larxene smirked. "Let's just say... all three."
"Well then." Xigbar laughed. "To answer your question, I'm straight as an arrow, I just have self-confidence. As for the threat, I can tell you that it only makes me more attracted to you. And as for your offer..." He gestured for her to step into the room. "Well. Considering the circumstances, you'd find me hard-pressed to say no."
She brushed past him, the glimmer of a smile on her lips. "Hard-pressed, huh?"
"You'd better believe it."