Pass the Cherry [Xem/Sai, L for LOL]
Title: Pass the Cherry
Pairing: Xemnas/Saix
Written For: ichnal, with love, because I couldn't do Xig/Dem T___T;
Type: humor
Rating: L for LOL [PG]
Saix pulled away, and frowned. "Cherry lip gloss?"
Xemnas's smirk fell a little. "Yes?"
Saix leaned forward again, then and slowly licked his lover's lips. "Hmmm. Isn't that... mine?"
"What?" Xemnas pondered. "I don't think so. I ah... liberated it from Number Eight's room."
"Axel?" Saix frowned, then kissed him again, their tongues entwining for a moment. Then he pulled back and sighed. "No, it's definitely mine. Damnit! How did he get my lip gloss?"
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Axel looked up. "So that's where it went! Well, I didn't take it from you - I know better than that." He rolled his eyes. "I took it from Demyx."
Saix and Xemnas exchanged a look, then opened another portal.
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"Ummm..." Demyx blushhhed. "Zexion gave it to me..."
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Zexion snorted. "Roxas had no use for it, and neither did I. So I passed it on."
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Roxas turned an eye-smarting shade of red, scowling. "Luxord forced it on me!!"
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"Oh... I took it from Larxene." Luxord cackled.
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"Marluxia's, of course. Or at least, I thought it was his. He left it in my room, at any rate."
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"It was a present from Lexaeus."
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"Vexen wanted to take it apart, and I thought I was returning it to it's rightful owner..."
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"What?! Of course I didn't steal it, Xaldin was just giving it away!"
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Xaldin looked up as he heard the sound of a portal opening. "Hello," he began, voice guarded.
"Did you take my lip gloss?!" Saix was almost at his limit. If he didn't find out who took the goddamn lip gloss soon, he's just go berserker on everyone's ass and tear the whole damn place apart, he didn't CARE!
"No." Xaldin took off his reading glasses and sighed. "But I believe I know who did..."
"WHO?!"
Xaldin jerked his head to the right. And pointed at the room next door.
Xigbar's.
...
Saix's hands balled into fists. "SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE~" he called out.
"HOSHIT!" Xigbar appeared on the ceiling for a brief second, then suddenly opened a portal and dove through.
Saix ran after him, and made it just as the portal closed.
Xemnas sighed. The room was much quieter without the two of them. He held up the little tube of cherry-flavored lip gloss, turning it over and over in his hand. Then his eyes narrowed.
"What did Xigbar want it for in the first place, anyway?"
Xaldin shook his head. "You don't wanna know..."
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A/N: okay sorry about the... relative lack of actual Xem/Sai, and the TOTAL CRACK, and like... yeah. That's what I got. I hope you like it ;_;
Pairing: Xemnas/Saix
Written For: ichnal, with love, because I couldn't do Xig/Dem T___T;
Type: humor
Rating: L for LOL [PG]
Saix pulled away, and frowned. "Cherry lip gloss?"
Xemnas's smirk fell a little. "Yes?"
Saix leaned forward again, then and slowly licked his lover's lips. "Hmmm. Isn't that... mine?"
"What?" Xemnas pondered. "I don't think so. I ah... liberated it from Number Eight's room."
"Axel?" Saix frowned, then kissed him again, their tongues entwining for a moment. Then he pulled back and sighed. "No, it's definitely mine. Damnit! How did he get my lip gloss?"
{ + }
Axel looked up. "So that's where it went! Well, I didn't take it from you - I know better than that." He rolled his eyes. "I took it from Demyx."
Saix and Xemnas exchanged a look, then opened another portal.
{ + }
"Ummm..." Demyx blushhhed. "Zexion gave it to me..."
{ + }
Zexion snorted. "Roxas had no use for it, and neither did I. So I passed it on."
{ + }
Roxas turned an eye-smarting shade of red, scowling. "Luxord forced it on me!!"
{ + }
"Oh... I took it from Larxene." Luxord cackled.
{ + }
"Marluxia's, of course. Or at least, I thought it was his. He left it in my room, at any rate."
{ + }
"It was a present from Lexaeus."
{ + }
"Vexen wanted to take it apart, and I thought I was returning it to it's rightful owner..."
{ + }
"What?! Of course I didn't steal it, Xaldin was just giving it away!"
{ + }
Xaldin looked up as he heard the sound of a portal opening. "Hello," he began, voice guarded.
"Did you take my lip gloss?!" Saix was almost at his limit. If he didn't find out who took the goddamn lip gloss soon, he's just go berserker on everyone's ass and tear the whole damn place apart, he didn't CARE!
"No." Xaldin took off his reading glasses and sighed. "But I believe I know who did..."
"WHO?!"
Xaldin jerked his head to the right. And pointed at the room next door.
Xigbar's.
...
Saix's hands balled into fists. "SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE~" he called out.
"HOSHIT!" Xigbar appeared on the ceiling for a brief second, then suddenly opened a portal and dove through.
Saix ran after him, and made it just as the portal closed.
Xemnas sighed. The room was much quieter without the two of them. He held up the little tube of cherry-flavored lip gloss, turning it over and over in his hand. Then his eyes narrowed.
"What did Xigbar want it for in the first place, anyway?"
Xaldin shook his head. "You don't wanna know..."
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A/N: okay sorry about the... relative lack of actual Xem/Sai, and the TOTAL CRACK, and like... yeah. That's what I got. I hope you like it ;_;