Josh told me to do it.
001. Name and Age?: Jazen (jazzercise) Sixteen
002. Hometown?: Dallas, Texas.
003. Where were you born?: Dallas, Texas.
004. Do you like your job?: I have no job.
005. Do you like your family?: My relationship with my brother and mother is deteriorating.
006. Any history of family illness?: Bi-Polor, alcholism, drug use. (we're the same josh!)
007. Have you had any injuries in the last month?: my nose bled and cuts from beating the shit out of my best friend.
008. Do you use drugs of any sort?: my NOSE. but i havent in four weeks
009. What book are you currently reading?: nothing i never have time. World History occupies my reading.
010. What do you hate with all you're heart?: Radical christians, Racists, whoremongers, liers, cheaters, fake druggies, text porn pop-up ads on AOL.
011. Worst birthday memory?: I think i puked on a church floor.
012. Do you watch pornography?: I did but i think ive become sexually dormant from it.
013. Who are you're friend of the same sex?:
Meiosis_
Michael Sedillo
014. Who are you're friend of the opposite sex?:
Katy
Jessica Garret
dancemantaray
Vanessa
Adriana
Hannah
015. How late do you usually stay up?: Ive stayed up two days in a row without the influence of drugs.
016. Do you watch excessive amounts of TV?: im restricted so i dont watch tv.
017. Does the sight of blood make you feel faint?: only if my hand was cut off. nose bleeds dont mean shit
018. Do you enjoy pain?: No. im not masochistic. but sometimes its better than rejection.
019. If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?: a lion, they look so majestic!
020. Have you been arrested?: so far no.
021. What type of people do you hang out with?: great artists and masses of bi-sexuals and druggies. Im the link between friends and enemies.
022. Does/did your mother love you?: she loves me but doesnt let me do shit.
023. Are you allergic to anything?: no. im a perfect druggie.
025. Don’t you realise life is a pointless waste?: sometimes, but then things get better. up and down like a fucking rollar coaster.
026. Are you taking any prescription medications?: no. Drugs are for manipulation of mind and feeling not to get you on track with your life. (example: Methadone)
027. Do/did you enjoy school?: Interaction with amazing people is the only perq. The staff of Sachse High School dont give a shit about their students.
028. What was your 9th grade English teacher’s name?: Mrs. Fielding she was a talkative motherfucker and she bitched about my hair being in my eyes. she probably was molested as a child. sorry im just talking shit.
030. When was the last time had a run in with you're local police?: they dont even know Im there.
031. Are you married or do you want to be?: No. As far as Im concerned nobody is willing to commit and neither am I. Not yet at least.
034. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Part of an artists' circle, moving across the world, having sex with lots of women, doing all sorts of malicious drugs wielding a 9mm or something. Only one person could save me from myself.
035. Have you ever manufactured illegal substances in your home?: No. im not that popular ^_^
036. Do you own any animals?: A Labrador dog and a calico cat.
037. Do you eat animals? Indeed i do. I might consider vegan though. but then Ill just come back.
038. Do you eat animals you own?: Hell NO!
039. Do you think humans are animals?: Just white trash rednecks and french canadian dumbasses (not all of them are fuck twats but many are)
040. Do you like sci fi?: I never get to fucking watch TV!
041. Wanna get trashed?: Ok, but give me a few i need money and.. METH!
042. Do you like being tied up?: Sexually or like being robbed. No to either definately
043. Do you lead a stressful life?: Why dont you try to keep your friends from commiting suicide!?
044. How early do you wake up?: Depends on whats actually happening
045. Do you have any children?: ..not that I know of.
046. What is your dream job?: Creating my own worlds like in MYST Bitch!
047. Do you crave the taste of manflesh?: haha..that sounds so homocore.
048. Are you strangely attuned to moon-phases?: I dont get what you mean. Like the moon affects my actions or what?
049. What is your favourite food?: Italian food is the best.
050. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?: i go with what josh says
051. Whats in your cd player?: New Pornagraphers- "Mass Romantic"
052. Shoe size?: From 8 to 9 1/2.
053. Height?: 5'9". I think.
054. Eye color?: Blue, Endless blue
055. Hair color?: Blonde,Brown, black, shinney... gross. ridiculously long. ^_^
056. School?: Hell and Bullshit.
057. Body modifications?: A few in the future. I want Wings!
58. Best thing you've done this year?: ...Nothing...:(
059. What shampoo do you use: Pantine,Loreal for kids.
Fuck it, whatevers there.
060. Do you have any pets:what was that? you already asked that!
061. Do you collect anything?: good video games, Graffiti photos, Basquiat/Warhol memorbilia, Band posters, and yes, i used to collect pokemon cards like everybody else.
062. Favorite thing in your room?: my sterio and my mix machine and my guitars and drum set
063. Favorite record?: The Strokes - " Room on Fire and Is this it"
064. Favorite song: Soma - The Strokes
065. Favorite radio station?: i dont listen to the radio sorry.
066. Favorite ice cream?: cookies and cream, strawberry, anything really
067. Favorite thing to do on weekends?: Go places, downtown, waste money. (when oh when will I become the "last elephant?" :(
068. Favorite season?: Fall/winter, are the best times of the year. definately
069. Favorite sport?: fuck sports.
070. Favorite hangout?: Insomnia, the floor of my room, Dallas-Lovers Lane and Mockingbird and Deep elum, walking around.
071. Favorite toppings on pizza?: Peperoni and Mushrooms! oh yess!
072. Do you believe in aliens?: Yes, and they scare the shit out of me!!!
073. How many kids do you want?: A grand total of none.
074. Have you ever named your goldfish?: "Jesus"
075. Is there a TV in your room?: A commadore 64 Monitor very old but still works.
076. Whats the last thing you do before you fall asleep?:pray that i die in my sleep and bring happiness to my suicidal friends.
077. Person who knows the most about you?: Katy
078. how many schools have you attended?: 5
079. Whose your 2nd family?: The jesuits of hell!! Muhahahaha....that was ghey....:(
080. Vanilla or chocolate?: Chocolate, makes it better oh yess!!
081. do you glow in the dark?: I WISH!!
082. So do you possess magical abilities?: I can read peoples souls.
083. What college do you want to go to?: Either Pratt or Mit or whoever accepts me.
084. Favorite family member?: My Aunt Madelline and grandmother Mary
085. Favorite color(s)?: Blue, Grey, Dark dark red, Brown. All the colors of the rainbow!
086. Favorite television show?: I ♥ the 80's/70's, The outer limits if it wasnt cancelled. Bitches!!
087. Favorite seriall killer?:
088. Favorite actress?: Audrey Tatou
089. Favorite movies?: Pulp fiction, City of the lost children, Amelie, edward scissorhands, Ghost world, spun, Fear AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, Igby Goes Down.
090. Favorite author?: ...please dont rub it in...
091. Favorite visual artist?: I dont play favorites
092. Favorite alcoholic beverage?: Vodka and Ammeretto
093. Favorite Bob Marley song?: Redemption Song.
094. Favorite graffiti artists?: MEIOSIS, CONGO, THEND, SAMO©. The last elephant
095. Canada?: money buckets take me away....
096. What is your talent?: Art. Music
097. Have you ever been suspended or expelled?: No im a good kid. hah
098. Your greatest fear?: Aliens, Little creepy girls,radical christians,demons,spiders, holes in walls, guns, old ladies in rockers & people wear suit made of other peoples skin.
099. Whats your least favorite household chore?: Goddamn, washing dishes.
100. Worst habit?: Nail biting, procrastination, getting pissed off at inatimate objects.
101. How many 'personal care' products do you use after your shower?: Towel, wash my face, thats it
102. Here is a coupon for free plastic surgery. what are you going to use it for?: fuck that i wouldnt change my skeletal form. thats ghey!
002. Hometown?: Dallas, Texas.
003. Where were you born?: Dallas, Texas.
004. Do you like your job?: I have no job.
005. Do you like your family?: My relationship with my brother and mother is deteriorating.
006. Any history of family illness?: Bi-Polor, alcholism, drug use. (we're the same josh!)
007. Have you had any injuries in the last month?: my nose bled and cuts from beating the shit out of my best friend.
008. Do you use drugs of any sort?: my NOSE. but i havent in four weeks
009. What book are you currently reading?: nothing i never have time. World History occupies my reading.
010. What do you hate with all you're heart?: Radical christians, Racists, whoremongers, liers, cheaters, fake druggies, text porn pop-up ads on AOL.
011. Worst birthday memory?: I think i puked on a church floor.
012. Do you watch pornography?: I did but i think ive become sexually dormant from it.
013. Who are you're friend of the same sex?:
Meiosis_
Michael Sedillo
014. Who are you're friend of the opposite sex?:
Katy
Jessica Garret
dancemantaray
Vanessa
Adriana
Hannah
015. How late do you usually stay up?: Ive stayed up two days in a row without the influence of drugs.
016. Do you watch excessive amounts of TV?: im restricted so i dont watch tv.
017. Does the sight of blood make you feel faint?: only if my hand was cut off. nose bleeds dont mean shit
018. Do you enjoy pain?: No. im not masochistic. but sometimes its better than rejection.
019. If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?: a lion, they look so majestic!
020. Have you been arrested?: so far no.
021. What type of people do you hang out with?: great artists and masses of bi-sexuals and druggies. Im the link between friends and enemies.
022. Does/did your mother love you?: she loves me but doesnt let me do shit.
023. Are you allergic to anything?: no. im a perfect druggie.
025. Don’t you realise life is a pointless waste?: sometimes, but then things get better. up and down like a fucking rollar coaster.
026. Are you taking any prescription medications?: no. Drugs are for manipulation of mind and feeling not to get you on track with your life. (example: Methadone)
027. Do/did you enjoy school?: Interaction with amazing people is the only perq. The staff of Sachse High School dont give a shit about their students.
028. What was your 9th grade English teacher’s name?: Mrs. Fielding she was a talkative motherfucker and she bitched about my hair being in my eyes. she probably was molested as a child. sorry im just talking shit.
030. When was the last time had a run in with you're local police?: they dont even know Im there.
031. Are you married or do you want to be?: No. As far as Im concerned nobody is willing to commit and neither am I. Not yet at least.
034. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Part of an artists' circle, moving across the world, having sex with lots of women, doing all sorts of malicious drugs wielding a 9mm or something. Only one person could save me from myself.
035. Have you ever manufactured illegal substances in your home?: No. im not that popular ^_^
036. Do you own any animals?: A Labrador dog and a calico cat.
037. Do you eat animals? Indeed i do. I might consider vegan though. but then Ill just come back.
038. Do you eat animals you own?: Hell NO!
039. Do you think humans are animals?: Just white trash rednecks and french canadian dumbasses (not all of them are fuck twats but many are)
040. Do you like sci fi?: I never get to fucking watch TV!
041. Wanna get trashed?: Ok, but give me a few i need money and.. METH!
042. Do you like being tied up?: Sexually or like being robbed. No to either definately
043. Do you lead a stressful life?: Why dont you try to keep your friends from commiting suicide!?
044. How early do you wake up?: Depends on whats actually happening
045. Do you have any children?: ..not that I know of.
046. What is your dream job?: Creating my own worlds like in MYST Bitch!
047. Do you crave the taste of manflesh?: haha..that sounds so homocore.
048. Are you strangely attuned to moon-phases?: I dont get what you mean. Like the moon affects my actions or what?
049. What is your favourite food?: Italian food is the best.
050. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?: i go with what josh says
051. Whats in your cd player?: New Pornagraphers- "Mass Romantic"
052. Shoe size?: From 8 to 9 1/2.
053. Height?: 5'9". I think.
054. Eye color?: Blue, Endless blue
055. Hair color?: Blonde,Brown, black, shinney... gross. ridiculously long. ^_^
056. School?: Hell and Bullshit.
057. Body modifications?: A few in the future. I want Wings!
58. Best thing you've done this year?: ...Nothing...:(
059. What shampoo do you use: Pantine,Loreal for kids.
Fuck it, whatevers there.
060. Do you have any pets:what was that? you already asked that!
061. Do you collect anything?: good video games, Graffiti photos, Basquiat/Warhol memorbilia, Band posters, and yes, i used to collect pokemon cards like everybody else.
062. Favorite thing in your room?: my sterio and my mix machine and my guitars and drum set
063. Favorite record?: The Strokes - " Room on Fire and Is this it"
064. Favorite song: Soma - The Strokes
065. Favorite radio station?: i dont listen to the radio sorry.
066. Favorite ice cream?: cookies and cream, strawberry, anything really
067. Favorite thing to do on weekends?: Go places, downtown, waste money. (when oh when will I become the "last elephant?" :(
068. Favorite season?: Fall/winter, are the best times of the year. definately
069. Favorite sport?: fuck sports.
070. Favorite hangout?: Insomnia, the floor of my room, Dallas-Lovers Lane and Mockingbird and Deep elum, walking around.
071. Favorite toppings on pizza?: Peperoni and Mushrooms! oh yess!
072. Do you believe in aliens?: Yes, and they scare the shit out of me!!!
073. How many kids do you want?: A grand total of none.
074. Have you ever named your goldfish?: "Jesus"
075. Is there a TV in your room?: A commadore 64 Monitor very old but still works.
076. Whats the last thing you do before you fall asleep?:pray that i die in my sleep and bring happiness to my suicidal friends.
077. Person who knows the most about you?: Katy
078. how many schools have you attended?: 5
079. Whose your 2nd family?: The jesuits of hell!! Muhahahaha....that was ghey....:(
080. Vanilla or chocolate?: Chocolate, makes it better oh yess!!
081. do you glow in the dark?: I WISH!!
082. So do you possess magical abilities?: I can read peoples souls.
083. What college do you want to go to?: Either Pratt or Mit or whoever accepts me.
084. Favorite family member?: My Aunt Madelline and grandmother Mary
085. Favorite color(s)?: Blue, Grey, Dark dark red, Brown. All the colors of the rainbow!
086. Favorite television show?: I ♥ the 80's/70's, The outer limits if it wasnt cancelled. Bitches!!
087. Favorite seriall killer?:
088. Favorite actress?: Audrey Tatou
089. Favorite movies?: Pulp fiction, City of the lost children, Amelie, edward scissorhands, Ghost world, spun, Fear AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, Igby Goes Down.
090. Favorite author?: ...please dont rub it in...
091. Favorite visual artist?: I dont play favorites
092. Favorite alcoholic beverage?: Vodka and Ammeretto
093. Favorite Bob Marley song?: Redemption Song.
094. Favorite graffiti artists?: MEIOSIS, CONGO, THEND, SAMO©. The last elephant
095. Canada?: money buckets take me away....
096. What is your talent?: Art. Music
097. Have you ever been suspended or expelled?: No im a good kid. hah
098. Your greatest fear?: Aliens, Little creepy girls,radical christians,demons,spiders, holes in walls, guns, old ladies in rockers & people wear suit made of other peoples skin.
099. Whats your least favorite household chore?: Goddamn, washing dishes.
100. Worst habit?: Nail biting, procrastination, getting pissed off at inatimate objects.
101. How many 'personal care' products do you use after your shower?: Towel, wash my face, thats it
102. Here is a coupon for free plastic surgery. what are you going to use it for?: fuck that i wouldnt change my skeletal form. thats ghey!