I love you, james. <3
Liz is sleeping over. We made about 40 cookies. Most of them were shaped like dicks. I made ths cool boob shaped one too.
Well. My mom comes home. It's like. 1:00. She's completely. Shitfaced. She walks in the door, me and Liz are downstairs. All we hear is, "Diiiick!!" We go upstairs and find my mom poiting at the huge dick we made. It's like... 1 foot long. So my momgoes, "Haley! It's a dick!" I go, "yeah..." she goes, "get me asprins. they is in my pocketbook."
so i get my mom her asprins. shes sitting there, biting the dick. shes rambling on about weird things. and she just like.. picks up this person shpaed cookie and goes, "its the cookie monster from shrek!" after that, the ngiht couldnt get any weirder. so. i take the last beer out of the fridge and down it.
Liz steals some of it. But. I dunno. She was busy taking pictures. So... here i've decided to share one with you guys.
Hah.. don't laugh.
Well. My mom comes home. It's like. 1:00. She's completely. Shitfaced. She walks in the door, me and Liz are downstairs. All we hear is, "Diiiick!!" We go upstairs and find my mom poiting at the huge dick we made. It's like... 1 foot long. So my momgoes, "Haley! It's a dick!" I go, "yeah..." she goes, "get me asprins. they is in my pocketbook."
so i get my mom her asprins. shes sitting there, biting the dick. shes rambling on about weird things. and she just like.. picks up this person shpaed cookie and goes, "its the cookie monster from shrek!" after that, the ngiht couldnt get any weirder. so. i take the last beer out of the fridge and down it.
Liz steals some of it. But. I dunno. She was busy taking pictures. So... here i've decided to share one with you guys.
Hah.. don't laugh.