Jul 04, 2004 19:05
Well, we've finally done it! Despite everything that has been going on, there are still fellow pranksters out there in the world. We've made over 50,000 Galleons at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes...
You mean, I've made more than 50,000 Galleons, right?
No, George, you haven't been much of a help here, lately. In fact, you've been just the opposite. Sitting around on your arse doing nothing but testing those ton-tongue toffees on those poor children.
What are you talking about? I've done lots.
Really. Well tell me, what exactly have you been doing?
There was that, uh, no, that didn't work out. But I did the... no, that wasn't me. Ah ha! I successfully tested that ton-tongue toffee on that child that came in.
Thank you, you have just proved my point.