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[x_getpsycho]

So Parker made my week by randomly iming Zack Morales and pretending to be his stalker. The Conversation went like this. (Notice that ONLY Parker Jackson would be able to make such a humorous conversation):

deadbeat zombie: hi
AMERICANBUM900: hi
AMERICANBUM900: who is this
deadbeat zombie: i can't really tell you that
AMERICANBUM900: oh ok
deadbeat zombie: but i just want you to know
deadbeat zombie: i love you
deadbeat zombie: i want to be with you
AMERICANBUM900: lol ummm........
deadbeat zombie: i dream of eating you
AMERICANBUM900: if ur a guy i dont swing that way
deadbeat zombie: it doesn't matter
AMERICANBUM900: lol
deadbeat zombie: things can change.
AMERICANBUM900: hahaha
deadbeat zombie: i can make things change
deadbeat zombie: whats funny?
AMERICANBUM900: you
deadbeat zombie: oh?
deadbeat zombie: i love you.
deadbeat zombie: i dream of you every night
AMERICANBUM900: lol i love u more
AMERICANBUM900: i dont remember my dreams
deadbeat zombie: sometimes i stick hot needles into my tummy
AMERICANBUM900: cool
deadbeat zombie: you will bleed for me.
deadbeat zombie: i'm going to lick your tendons and muscles
AMERICANBUM900: haha
AMERICANBUM900: umm im pretty sure this is parker
deadbeat zombie: i'm going to cut your tummy open
deadbeat zombie: and touch myself
AMERICANBUM900: hahaha
deadbeat zombie: then i'll bash your beautiful fucking face in witch a gargoyle statue
AMERICANBUM900: hahaha
deadbeat zombie: no, this isn't parker. fuck that girl pants wearing fag
AMERICANBUM900: umm take it back i love that kid
deadbeat zombie: oh you do?
deadbeat zombie: then i'll kill him too.
deadbeat zombie: i see him driving that shitty little mercedes every morning
deadbeat zombie: i'll run him off the fucking road
MERICANBUM900: lol cool
deadbeat zombie: laugh it up honey
deadbeat zombie: i'm going to bleed on you
deadbeat zombie: kay, i'm going to tell him it's me
AMERICANBUM900: ok
deadbeat zombie: you're on candid camera! there's a camera there, and a camera there!
deadbeat zombie: it's parker.
deadbeat zombie: did i get you going?

oh god oh god. i couldnt breath i was laughing so hard.

you all know he's amazing. Who else would be able to be that funny? uh no one. your right.