what up y'all./ This is Low-D The Funk Bandit. Chillen chillen in x-gates mall. for now i have nuthin to write about since i just started this shyt. ill let y'all knwo whats really good in the capital region. PEACE FUCCERS
X gates drama.........papo329May 12 2004, 23:08:23 UTC
I can see it now................
This just in... A security guard who has been discribed as older man with blond hair slighly bald, A short chubby..middle age man molested a DDR girl & boy while harrasing them about smoking in front of the main doorways entrances. He approched them & had the security escourt them to a PRIVATE room upstairs by the offices. He asked them if they had drugs & was it given to the by the Infamous Drug Dealer known as...***THE FATHER*** And they said "No, And who the hell is ***THE FATHER???***" And security got furious with the teenagers... And made them undress (AKA STRIP SEARCH) And the girl of the bunch (we'll just call her..The short blond hair girl who happens to have a cousin name BEANER...LOL :)) Asked that .."Why isn't there a FEMALE security guard to search me?? You guys can't do this...It's ILLEGAL" And the short chubby security guard said...."This is a PRIVATE MALL sweety...We can do whatever we want" And then proceded with the strip search. When the female teenager was down to her tight bra & SKIMPY Thong underware.. The guards got a little outta control.. And starting pulling their PRIVATE PARTS out of their pants & starting to masterbate.. The other teenager (Which will call.... The TERRA loving animal lover,sheeps & cows as well,who happens to live in downtown Albany) was cooperating with the security guards and when he took off his shoes so they can inspect it for drugs...His shoes made the guards nausea & starting coughing & gagging.. & vomiting.According to the male teenager..This was due to playing DDR for 9 hours STRAIGHT. The female teenager used this to her advantage.. And grabbed her clothes & ran out of the private room.. And out of the mall, And the male followed suit. They called their parents & they informed the media.
We will have FULL exclusive interviews with the teens, And witnesses, Who seen the children running out of the mall half naked & screaming. All security guards have been taken into custody for questioning.No bail has been set..Due to the nature of this horrendous crime.
Tune into the X Gates Gazette EXCULSIVLY only on LIVE JOURNAL for futher details.
This just in... A security guard who has been discribed as older man with blond hair slighly bald, A short chubby..middle age man molested a DDR girl & boy while harrasing them about smoking in front of the main doorways entrances. He approched them & had the security escourt them to a PRIVATE room upstairs by the offices. He asked them if they had drugs & was it given to the by the Infamous Drug Dealer known as...***THE FATHER*** And they said "No, And who the hell is ***THE FATHER???***" And security got furious with the teenagers... And made them undress (AKA STRIP SEARCH) And the girl of the bunch (we'll just call her..The short blond hair girl who happens to have a cousin name BEANER...LOL :)) Asked that .."Why isn't there a FEMALE security guard to search me?? You guys can't do this...It's ILLEGAL" And the short chubby security guard said...."This is a PRIVATE MALL sweety...We can do whatever we want" And then proceded with the strip search. When the female teenager was down to her tight bra & SKIMPY Thong underware.. The guards got a little outta control.. And starting pulling their PRIVATE PARTS out of their pants & starting to masterbate.. The other teenager (Which will call.... The TERRA loving animal lover,sheeps & cows as well,who happens to live in downtown Albany) was cooperating with the security guards and when he took off his shoes so they can inspect it for drugs...His shoes made the guards nausea & starting coughing & gagging.. & vomiting.According to the male teenager..This was due to playing DDR for 9 hours STRAIGHT. The female teenager used this to her advantage.. And grabbed her clothes & ran out of the private room.. And out of the mall, And the male followed suit. They called their parents & they informed the media.
We will have FULL exclusive interviews with the teens, And witnesses, Who seen the children running out of the mall half naked & screaming. All security guards have been taken into custody for questioning.No bail has been set..Due to the nature of this horrendous crime.
Tune into the X Gates Gazette EXCULSIVLY only on LIVE JOURNAL for futher details.
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