me pretending to be reid on omegle
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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: 24 / m / virginia. Also, my friend says that if I want any sort of success on this site, I should preface it with the fact that I'm not looking to have sex with anyone and just want to talk. So, ah. Yeah.
Stranger: talk about what?
You: Anything, really. I don't have very many friends.
Stranger: well why dont you
You: My co-workers say that it's because I have an alarming tendency to babble statistics.
Stranger: so what
Stranger: stats are cool
Stranger: I LOVE STATS
Stranger: tell me some!
You: Did you know that the world's termite population outweighs the human population 10 to 1?
Stranger: for realz? so if termites had any degree of intelligence they could easily overthrow us
Stranger: moar
You: I'm honestly so stunned that you're interested in statistics that all of the ones I know are just blanking out on me. Generally my teammates cut me off before I get a few sentences out.
Stranger: dude! this is like all trivia..its fabulously interesting.
Stranger: please
Stranger: you just need to find people who love this shit
You: I'm glad you enjoy them! Did you know that Hindu men believed it to be unluckily to marry a third time? They could avoid misfortune by marrying a tree first. The tree ( his third wife ) was then burnt, freeing him to marry again. I told that to Rossi and he wasn't amused.
Stranger: oh god lold
Stranger: i will honestly remember all these and tell them to someone else
Stranger: whos rossi?
Stranger: haha
You: He's one of my co-workers. He's been married three times. He never married a tree, though, which could be why his third marriage failed.
Stranger: he definately should have taken your advice
Stranger: where do you work?
You: I work with the Behavioral Analysis Unit in the FBI. I'm a profiler.
Stranger: lold
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: if that is true
You: Oh, no, no, I'm not on here to report people.
You: I'm just bored and talking. I'm off duty right now. Medical leave.
Stranger: med leave for what...and hmm
Stranger: whats your security clearance
You: I was kidnapped a few weeks ago. It...didn't end well. It took my team a few days to find me.
Stranger: you didnt answer me as to what your clearance was
You: I can't really give that out? I'm sorry, if I were talking to you in person, I'd show you my badge, but, well.
Stranger: actually, you can
Stranger: if you live in the d.c area this is actually a very common question
Stranger: pretty much anyone will ask you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then quickly
Stranger: what are the levels of clearance
Stranger: quickly
You: I...really don't work well under pressure.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: you should wonder about who you are talking to
You: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: particularly if that person may happen to be quite the intelligence fanatic
Stranger: i could be anyone silly
Stranger: have a nice night :)
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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: 24 / m / virginia. Also, my friend says that if I want any sort of success on this site, I should preface it with the fact that I'm not looking to have sex with anyone and just want to talk. So, ah. Yeah.
Stranger: talk about what?
You: Anything, really. I don't have very many friends.
Stranger: well why dont you
You: My co-workers say that it's because I have an alarming tendency to babble statistics.
Stranger: so what
Stranger: stats are cool
Stranger: I LOVE STATS
Stranger: tell me some!
You: Did you know that the world's termite population outweighs the human population 10 to 1?
Stranger: for realz? so if termites had any degree of intelligence they could easily overthrow us
Stranger: moar
You: I'm honestly so stunned that you're interested in statistics that all of the ones I know are just blanking out on me. Generally my teammates cut me off before I get a few sentences out.
Stranger: dude! this is like all trivia..its fabulously interesting.
Stranger: please
Stranger: you just need to find people who love this shit
You: I'm glad you enjoy them! Did you know that Hindu men believed it to be unluckily to marry a third time? They could avoid misfortune by marrying a tree first. The tree ( his third wife ) was then burnt, freeing him to marry again. I told that to Rossi and he wasn't amused.
Stranger: oh god lold
Stranger: i will honestly remember all these and tell them to someone else
Stranger: whos rossi?
Stranger: haha
You: He's one of my co-workers. He's been married three times. He never married a tree, though, which could be why his third marriage failed.
Stranger: he definately should have taken your advice
Stranger: where do you work?
You: I work with the Behavioral Analysis Unit in the FBI. I'm a profiler.
Stranger: lold
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: if that is true
You: Oh, no, no, I'm not on here to report people.
You: I'm just bored and talking. I'm off duty right now. Medical leave.
Stranger: med leave for what...and hmm
Stranger: whats your security clearance
You: I was kidnapped a few weeks ago. It...didn't end well. It took my team a few days to find me.
Stranger: you didnt answer me as to what your clearance was
You: I can't really give that out? I'm sorry, if I were talking to you in person, I'd show you my badge, but, well.
Stranger: actually, you can
Stranger: if you live in the d.c area this is actually a very common question
Stranger: pretty much anyone will ask you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then quickly
Stranger: what are the levels of clearance
Stranger: quickly
You: I...really don't work well under pressure.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: you should wonder about who you are talking to
You: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: particularly if that person may happen to be quite the intelligence fanatic
Stranger: i could be anyone silly
Stranger: have a nice night :)
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