Egg Hunt Prequel Prequel
"What the fuck is this?" Edward shouted as he dropped the small, open red box onto the coffee table before falling back onto the couch next to Roy.
"Well, Ed," Roy picked up the object that was inside the box for Ed to see clearer. "This is a vibrator. I figured we could use -"
"What the hell kind of Valentine's Day present is that! First of all, that's a fucking Easter egg!"
"No, it's not-"
"Roy. It's pink, white and blue decorated. And it's an egg. Is that one of Madam's cast-offs?" Edward's golden eyes narrowed in annoyance as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.
"Ah," Roy looked away and trailed off, knowing he'd be in deeper if he were to lie. Edward rolled his eyes and shook his head.
"And second," Ed paused and looked down at his lap, making Roy worried. "If you thought our sex life was boring, you should have told me." Ed looked up to see Roy's mouth opening and closing, his eyes wide as he shook his head.
"No, Ed," Roy finally managed to say, "that's not it at all! I just-"
"You just what?" Ed was now back to glaring at him.
"I-I thought maybe I could use it while you're away on missions." Roy mentally slapped himself at what he said.
"So...Then why did you give it to me?" Ed's eyebrow rose inquisitively. While Roy desperately tried to come up with another excuse, Edward thought deeper into the issue at hand. Roy jumped when Ed suddenly snapped his fingers. "Of course!" Edward jumped off the couch excitedly and Roy immediately was cautious. "This is your way of saying you want me to top!"
Roy's jaw dropped. 'No, what I had wanted was to see you writhing beneath me while I controlled the damn vibrator settings!' Roy thought miserably as he hung his head. If he were to argue now, he'd be a dead man for sure.
Roy was a bit shocked when Ed suddenly jumped into his lap, wrapping his arms around his shoulders and kissed him fully on the lips. Ed's tongue almost immediately was sliding across Roy's lower lip. Opening his mouth, Roy allowed Ed to take dominance in the kiss, seeing as how Ed would be topping that night. Roy couldn't help but let out a soft moan as Ed used one of his own favorite tricks against him: he trailed his fingers down the back of the colonel's neck as he traced the roof of his mouth with the tip of his tongue. Roy had just begun to lean back onto the couch when Ed suddenly disappeared from his arms.
"Wha-?" Roy looked behind him to see Ed already climbing the stairs. Ed turned and winked at him.
"I'll be upstairs waiting." The blonde went up a few more steps before facing Roy again. "And get rid of that damn toy, you won't be needing it." Roy turned back around and looked at the 'innocent' toy on the coffee table.
"Look at how much trouble you've caused." Roy stood and put it back in the box. Sliding the box into his back pocket, he knew exactly where to hide it...