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work is awesome because:
Robyn: I got a cat! Here, I'll show you a picture.
Me: You're showing me a picture of your pussy?
Kevan (knowing what we're really talking about): I want to see a picture of your pussy!
Robyn shows us her siamese kitty.
Kevan: I just got a pussy too. (shows us a picture) Well, it's my mom's.
Me: You're showing us a picture of your mom's pussy?
Kevan: Yes. I'm new at this whole thing. (he means having a cat)
Me: You're new with this whole pussy thing?
Rich (a 30-something-year-old guy who works in Lawn and Garden): What? (laughs histerically)
Robyn: I got a cat! Here, I'll show you a picture.
Me: You're showing me a picture of your pussy?
Kevan (knowing what we're really talking about): I want to see a picture of your pussy!
Robyn shows us her siamese kitty.
Kevan: I just got a pussy too. (shows us a picture) Well, it's my mom's.
Me: You're showing us a picture of your mom's pussy?
Kevan: Yes. I'm new at this whole thing. (he means having a cat)
Me: You're new with this whole pussy thing?
Rich (a 30-something-year-old guy who works in Lawn and Garden): What? (laughs histerically)