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i have just returned home from the fucking twilight zone. the night started out being really boring. i was talking to lil about her boy problems.
then adrie got off work so we went searching for funnel cake. we couldnt find it, and then it was closed. so we drove around with the ricer lol and we sang and danced. bryce called and wanted me to come out to pompano cuz he was at a party on his friends's yacht. so i ran home and changed clothes and then adrienne and i headed out there.
bryce was obviously plastered, repeating directions six or seven times and repeatedly saying, "I LOVE YOU!" which only succeeded in freaking me out. so we get there and he's stumbling. wayne, josh and some other kids were there and fred was asleep already. so we settled down in the cabin with bryce and wayne.
we got drinks and almost immediately wayne became creepy. totally macking on adrienne. so adrienne moved over by me. and bryce got up to get me a drink and wayne scoots right in. like on top of me. and puts his arm around adrie and i and asks if we want to three way kiss! adrie and i were spazzing. so bryce lets us in to the master, and we tell him that wayne is a fucking creep. so wayne backs off.
we went back into the main room and drank and chilled and danced and laughed. wayne took off his shirt and bryce was all up on me lol. wayne began to chippendales dance and we decided it was time to leave.
so i gave bryce a hug and a kiss and adrie and wayne say goodbye and we switch. and wayne wouldnt let go of adrie. so i give wayne a hug and hes like kiss on the cheek? so i go to do that, and he turns his head and kisses me! and im in fucking shock like WTF. and bryce sees and he starts screaming "did you just kiss my fucking girlfriend?" (which, by the way, i was not aware i was his girlfriend, but thats another story) and adrie and i just run. run to the car. run away from the black hole we got ourselves into. and bryce comes up to the car and hes like did he kiss you did he fucking kiss you im going to kill him.
the entire way home was spent recapping the weird parallel dimension we had just left. my life is so fucking weird. weird. weird. weird.
then adrie got off work so we went searching for funnel cake. we couldnt find it, and then it was closed. so we drove around with the ricer lol and we sang and danced. bryce called and wanted me to come out to pompano cuz he was at a party on his friends's yacht. so i ran home and changed clothes and then adrienne and i headed out there.
bryce was obviously plastered, repeating directions six or seven times and repeatedly saying, "I LOVE YOU!" which only succeeded in freaking me out. so we get there and he's stumbling. wayne, josh and some other kids were there and fred was asleep already. so we settled down in the cabin with bryce and wayne.
we got drinks and almost immediately wayne became creepy. totally macking on adrienne. so adrienne moved over by me. and bryce got up to get me a drink and wayne scoots right in. like on top of me. and puts his arm around adrie and i and asks if we want to three way kiss! adrie and i were spazzing. so bryce lets us in to the master, and we tell him that wayne is a fucking creep. so wayne backs off.
we went back into the main room and drank and chilled and danced and laughed. wayne took off his shirt and bryce was all up on me lol. wayne began to chippendales dance and we decided it was time to leave.
so i gave bryce a hug and a kiss and adrie and wayne say goodbye and we switch. and wayne wouldnt let go of adrie. so i give wayne a hug and hes like kiss on the cheek? so i go to do that, and he turns his head and kisses me! and im in fucking shock like WTF. and bryce sees and he starts screaming "did you just kiss my fucking girlfriend?" (which, by the way, i was not aware i was his girlfriend, but thats another story) and adrie and i just run. run to the car. run away from the black hole we got ourselves into. and bryce comes up to the car and hes like did he kiss you did he fucking kiss you im going to kill him.
the entire way home was spent recapping the weird parallel dimension we had just left. my life is so fucking weird. weird. weird. weird.