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back in the day, scott, keri and & i ran a forum called the DHC. this forum has since died out because we have lives and stuff, but here are the highlights from the forum. they're funny. well, maybe not to you. but to us they're fucking hysterical.
quotes from SCOTT
Squints smiles while she sleeps! aawwww, i think she was dreaming of some boy in orlando who refuses to see her
it's hard to believe but amber sounds like the only sane person down there. JEW BLESS YOU AMBER _____ (i dont know your last name so that blank will have to do)
um...keri i got some bad news...tomorrow i'm going to go see the shuttle launch and then i'm going to the shooting range....so screw u.
then JEW BLESS U SQUINTS SMALL BIRD!!
2 things i already knew that everyone else just caught on to: 1) he's an ass and 2) well i'm still working on ..2.
so amber it's nice to hear that Ken Jennings (from Jeopardy) is txt'ing u, looking for another wife. hey u can never have to many wives...am i right people....come on...am i?
lets just make sure that the gun that u shoot yourself in the face with shoots happy rays right into your heart, so u can be smiley and cheerful. many people believe that amber is just a color or a rock but we all know that AMBER really means Already Mad But Everything Rocks!
i just need my money pimp. wurd, homeslice. well me and ARMBURN aka Amber high faced so her luck is going to shit here any minute, but for some reason i haven't seen any animals on the road infront of my truck. so keep an eye out in Christmas for a herd of reindeer crossing the road.
quotes from AMBER
that's what my fake idea is going to say.
don't worry about him cheating on tom. worry about me cheating on someone i'm not dating. because i have SKILLZ
adrienne and i decided that if that happens, i will stop speaking to him. the only excuses that are acceptable:
loss of limb (this includes arms, legs, and penis)
immediate family member's loss of limb
death of dog
amberpie x (8:08:03 PM): and then you'd be a very lonely penguin
amberpie x (8:08:09 PM): sitting on an iceburg
amberpie x (8:08:15 PM): wondering where your life went
quotes from KERI
Mhe's an asshole. adrienne will never stop being crazy, and those damn utah mormons are weird. You need to tell your ugly coral springs friend that unless he becomes all of a suddenly hot and changes his name to Kyle and becomes a fire fighter, you won't be talking to him anytime soon.
This won't work out because Amber doesn't like to share.
I know this because once I asked her to share a cookie with me and she got so angry she didn't talk to me all day.
But then we 'high-fived' and everything was okay again.
quotes from SCOTT
Squints smiles while she sleeps! aawwww, i think she was dreaming of some boy in orlando who refuses to see her
it's hard to believe but amber sounds like the only sane person down there. JEW BLESS YOU AMBER _____ (i dont know your last name so that blank will have to do)
um...keri i got some bad news...tomorrow i'm going to go see the shuttle launch and then i'm going to the shooting range....so screw u.
then JEW BLESS U SQUINTS SMALL BIRD!!
2 things i already knew that everyone else just caught on to: 1) he's an ass and 2) well i'm still working on ..2.
so amber it's nice to hear that Ken Jennings (from Jeopardy) is txt'ing u, looking for another wife. hey u can never have to many wives...am i right people....come on...am i?
lets just make sure that the gun that u shoot yourself in the face with shoots happy rays right into your heart, so u can be smiley and cheerful. many people believe that amber is just a color or a rock but we all know that AMBER really means Already Mad But Everything Rocks!
i just need my money pimp. wurd, homeslice. well me and ARMBURN aka Amber high faced so her luck is going to shit here any minute, but for some reason i haven't seen any animals on the road infront of my truck. so keep an eye out in Christmas for a herd of reindeer crossing the road.
quotes from AMBER
that's what my fake idea is going to say.
don't worry about him cheating on tom. worry about me cheating on someone i'm not dating. because i have SKILLZ
adrienne and i decided that if that happens, i will stop speaking to him. the only excuses that are acceptable:
loss of limb (this includes arms, legs, and penis)
immediate family member's loss of limb
death of dog
amberpie x (8:08:03 PM): and then you'd be a very lonely penguin
amberpie x (8:08:09 PM): sitting on an iceburg
amberpie x (8:08:15 PM): wondering where your life went
quotes from KERI
Mhe's an asshole. adrienne will never stop being crazy, and those damn utah mormons are weird. You need to tell your ugly coral springs friend that unless he becomes all of a suddenly hot and changes his name to Kyle and becomes a fire fighter, you won't be talking to him anytime soon.
This won't work out because Amber doesn't like to share.
I know this because once I asked her to share a cookie with me and she got so angry she didn't talk to me all day.
But then we 'high-fived' and everything was okay again.