i love leslie
illusionXisXkey: hey duder
make owt sesh: hey kiddo
make owt sesh: whats up your butt?
illusionXisXkey: a dildo
illusionXisXkey: you?
make owt sesh: what kind? and how much? mine broke
make owt sesh: a banana, replacing my broken dildo
illusionXisXkey: um double penetration black penis that has warm water inside for extra pleasure
illusionXisXkey: its pretty good
illusionXisXkey: haha
make owt sesh: can i borrow it?
make owt sesh: the banana got stuck
illusionXisXkey: sure...it might be kinda messy though
illusionXisXkey: i hate when that happens
illusionXisXkey: then it rotts and smells for weeks
make owt sesh: so now im not only displeasured, im constipated
illusionXisXkey: crap
make owt sesh: yeah i know
make owt sesh: its cuz i forgot to peel it
illusionXisXkey: oooh
illusionXisXkey: see you have to peel it
illusionXisXkey: what were you thinking ???
illusionXisXkey: and then you put seran wrap over it
make owt sesh: i don't know, i was horny
illusionXisXkey: oooh
illusionXisXkey: i see
make owt sesh: you know i don't think straight when i'm horny
make owt sesh: yes i call it a banana split
illusionXisXkey: lol
make owt sesh: thanks for the advice though
illusionXisXkey: no problem
make owt sesh: i think i'll use a cucumber next time
make owt sesh: in case of emergencies that is
make owt sesh: and i dont mind the mess on yours
make owt sesh: it lubricates it
illusionXisXkey: then when you poop some banana out with the poop and love juice it become a banana split
illusionXisXkey: and the smells are FAB-U-LOUS
make owt sesh: yeah, and when youre on your period, it has strawberry syrup
illusionXisXkey: wooohoo then when your nauseaous your throwup is the sprinkles
make owt sesh: yeah you should make me a perfume
illusionXisXkey: and you can pee on it too for some pineapple
illusionXisXkey: juice
make owt sesh: ahaha yes and boogers can be the gummy bears
illusionXisXkey: wooohoo i love those
make owt sesh: you have to shape them first though
illusionXisXkey: yah i know what you mean
illusionXisXkey: and semen can be the whipcream
make owt sesh: then when a guy eats you, he's fully treated with not only vagina breath but also, your very own banana split in the cooch
make owt sesh: their favorite
illusionXisXkey: and toenails for EXTRA sprinkles
illusionXisXkey: lol
make owt sesh: oh god yes
make owt sesh: man i wish i was lesbian so i can be all up IN that
illusionXisXkey: me too
make owt sesh: but of course, ican only provide it
make owt sesh: lets lose our virginity to eachther with a banana split
illusionXisXkey: you can have my banana split and i can have yours haha
illusionXisXkey: totally
illusionXisXkey: :-)
make owt sesh: eeyyaayyee
make owt sesh: cannot wait
make owt sesh: they should have those at lunch
illusionXisXkey: i know
make owt sesh: i would so go all out and eat any of the lunch ladies banana splits
illusionXisXkey: freashly served
make owt sesh: especially JUDE's
make owt sesh: oh man i have to show you jude
make owt sesh: shes a hottass
illusionXisXkey: lol ok
illusionXisXkey: i bet
make owt sesh: her beauty nauseates me to no end
make owt sesh: thats when i realized there really was a god
illusionXisXkey: does she make you tingle
make owt sesh: if by tingle you mean cum then yes
illusionXisXkey: haha
make owt sesh: hey kiddo
make owt sesh: whats up your butt?
illusionXisXkey: a dildo
illusionXisXkey: you?
make owt sesh: what kind? and how much? mine broke
make owt sesh: a banana, replacing my broken dildo
illusionXisXkey: um double penetration black penis that has warm water inside for extra pleasure
illusionXisXkey: its pretty good
illusionXisXkey: haha
make owt sesh: can i borrow it?
make owt sesh: the banana got stuck
illusionXisXkey: sure...it might be kinda messy though
illusionXisXkey: i hate when that happens
illusionXisXkey: then it rotts and smells for weeks
make owt sesh: so now im not only displeasured, im constipated
illusionXisXkey: crap
make owt sesh: yeah i know
make owt sesh: its cuz i forgot to peel it
illusionXisXkey: oooh
illusionXisXkey: see you have to peel it
illusionXisXkey: what were you thinking ???
illusionXisXkey: and then you put seran wrap over it
make owt sesh: i don't know, i was horny
illusionXisXkey: oooh
illusionXisXkey: i see
make owt sesh: you know i don't think straight when i'm horny
make owt sesh: yes i call it a banana split
illusionXisXkey: lol
make owt sesh: thanks for the advice though
illusionXisXkey: no problem
make owt sesh: i think i'll use a cucumber next time
make owt sesh: in case of emergencies that is
make owt sesh: and i dont mind the mess on yours
make owt sesh: it lubricates it
illusionXisXkey: then when you poop some banana out with the poop and love juice it become a banana split
illusionXisXkey: and the smells are FAB-U-LOUS
make owt sesh: yeah, and when youre on your period, it has strawberry syrup
illusionXisXkey: wooohoo then when your nauseaous your throwup is the sprinkles
make owt sesh: yeah you should make me a perfume
illusionXisXkey: and you can pee on it too for some pineapple
illusionXisXkey: juice
make owt sesh: ahaha yes and boogers can be the gummy bears
illusionXisXkey: wooohoo i love those
make owt sesh: you have to shape them first though
illusionXisXkey: yah i know what you mean
illusionXisXkey: and semen can be the whipcream
make owt sesh: then when a guy eats you, he's fully treated with not only vagina breath but also, your very own banana split in the cooch
make owt sesh: their favorite
illusionXisXkey: and toenails for EXTRA sprinkles
illusionXisXkey: lol
make owt sesh: oh god yes
make owt sesh: man i wish i was lesbian so i can be all up IN that
illusionXisXkey: me too
make owt sesh: but of course, ican only provide it
make owt sesh: lets lose our virginity to eachther with a banana split
illusionXisXkey: you can have my banana split and i can have yours haha
illusionXisXkey: totally
illusionXisXkey: :-)
make owt sesh: eeyyaayyee
make owt sesh: cannot wait
make owt sesh: they should have those at lunch
illusionXisXkey: i know
make owt sesh: i would so go all out and eat any of the lunch ladies banana splits
illusionXisXkey: freashly served
make owt sesh: especially JUDE's
make owt sesh: oh man i have to show you jude
make owt sesh: shes a hottass
illusionXisXkey: lol ok
illusionXisXkey: i bet
make owt sesh: her beauty nauseates me to no end
make owt sesh: thats when i realized there really was a god
illusionXisXkey: does she make you tingle
make owt sesh: if by tingle you mean cum then yes
illusionXisXkey: haha