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What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Hmmm... yes.
In other news:
Q: Will you tell us what REALLY happened on Brian's stag night.
Nicky: No. Next question.
LMAO! What a legend!
Actually, it kind of sucks that they did a fan interview, and the only questions they got were about Brian, and not about the music or the album. They were all those questions like 'do you miss Brian?', 'are you happy for Brian?', 'do you like Brian's music?'. And then some of those lame ones like: 'do you play practical jokes on each other?', 'Is it hard being famous?', 'Mark are you gay?' all the crap we've heard before.
I've been wanting to talk to them for SEVEN YEARS, just so I can ask them stuff about the actual music, and these morons ask them stupid questions! Argh.
'Lads, why don't you have more of your own songs on the albums or release them as singles?'
'Will there be any of your own songs on the new album?'
'So if you're so proud of your own songs, why don't you play them more often? It's like you just write them, put them on to whatever album/single, and forget about them. What's with that?'
'Do you enjoy doing covers, or do you just put up with them because the management tells you to do them? PS. STOP DOING COVERS!'
And then I'd yell at them for a bit, because they need to stop playing bloody Fool Again and What Makes A Man and Flying Without Wings and Uptown Girl and hit us with some new stuff! That's why the first tour was so good! We got to hear songs like You Make Me Feel and Somebody Needs You. Fantastic! So why can't we have songs like Thank You, or Love Takes Two, or What Do They Know, or You See Friends (I See Lovers), or Never Knew I Was Losing You, or I Won't Let You Down, or I'm Missing Loving You, or...
But all that being said, I'd like to ask one more question:
'Mark, do they ever have to grab your balls to get you to those high notes?' Cos I could so do that job.