be loud, let your colors show
-dark was the night is amazing, even though i feel like an asshole for illegally downloading it
-i just discovered my turtle flipped himself over hahhahah
-i'm meeting molly and nikki in the mission to eat some delicious fake fish in a bit
-i met a great boy who even shares my infatuation with the office
-someone barfed on our stairs this weekend and i still haven't cleaned it up. nassssty
-i have the house to myself all week
-last weekend i went to las vegas and witnessed by brother number 1: smoke pot for the first time. number 2: do a beer bong in a bath tub
-i'm goin home to ****SoCaL**** april 3rd for a week for spring break! can't wait to see my pups and kitty kat
-deanna bought me sea monkeys for my birthday
-i'm seeing ratatat next week, dr. dog next month, avett brothers in may, and going to bonnaroo in june!!!!!!!
-bought an AMAZING camera one day i'll upload pictures;)
-i'm obsessed with FMYLIFE.com: Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
-Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
-Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
-Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
-Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
-Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML