who brought me here - forsaken, depraved and wrought with fear ..

Apr 06, 2005 02:26

no time to update for real
gotta get started on the term paper
that i havent started on yet
thats due tm
woahzzz im such a good student xP
uhm here.. have a quiz thingy..

You know you're from Long island when...
(x the ones that are true for you, then count em up & report your score)

[] 1. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there.
(i go there all the time)

[] 2. You've always liked Billy Joel and own several of his albums.

[x] 3. You know someone who went to Chaminade.

[x] 4. You wonder why there is no bridge to Connceticut.

[] 5. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror House.

[] 6. You've cruised on Ocean Parkway.

[x] 7. If you're not from Long Island, Staten Island, or NYC, you're not really from NEW YAWK.

[x]8. You pronounce it Lawn-Guyland.

[x] 9. If you're from Nassau County, you've been to Safety Town.
i friggen loved that place

[] 10. You've played golf at Eisenhower Park.. legally or otherwise.
(sorry, i don't do golf)

[] 11. You've been to Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it.

[x] 12. You curse. A lot.

[] 13. At some point in your life, you've gone clamming.

[] 14. Billy Joel said it best: "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore."

[x] 15. You've said stupid things like "Strong Island" or "Strong Isle."

[x] 16. The Belt Parkway sucks!
(what parkway doesnt suck???)

[x] 17. Concerts at Jones Beach.. the best place in the world to see a show.
(i wouldnt say best in the world.. but yeah it's pretty damn good)

[x] 18. You can correctly pronounce places like Commack, Massapequa, Hauppauge, Islip, and Islandia.

[] 19. You wonder why there has never been a copyright lawsuit against Marvel in Long Beach.

[x] 20. You've had a seagull crap on your car.

[x] 21. What's the big deal about the Hamptons?

[] 22. You refer to Deer Park Avenue as "DPA,"the avenue" or "the strip."

[] 23. You remember all the times that Walt Whitman Mall went on fire.

[] 24. You were an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant fan. There was no crossover.
(actually im a yankee/islander fan.. so there was a crossover.. oh & i don't do football lol)

[x] 25. You can order a whole pizza and a soda and people understand.

[x] 26. You're Italian.
(50%bitchhhh)

[x] 27. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City."
(who really calls it manhatten lol)

[x] 28. Your car is covered with pollen in the spring and summer.

[] 29. Debbie Gibson was your idol when you were young.

[x] 30. The eastern-most part of the Long Island Expressway doesn't scare you at night.

[] 31. You know which parts of The Godfather were filmed on Long Island.

[x] 32. You'd pay $9.75 for a movie.

[x]33. No, you don't want mustard on that burger!

[x] 34. Either your parents or grandparents lived in the city.

[] 35. You've been to Mulcahy's on Thanksgiving Eve.. the largest ladies night event of the year.

[] 36. You remember Roosevelt Field before it had two levels.

[x] 37. How many times can you use the word "like" in a sentence?

[x] 38. Z100 and WBLI are preset on your car stereo.

[x] 39. Block parties.

[] 40. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there.

[x] 41. You know where at least one strip club is.

[] 42.Regular gas: $1.75

[] 43. No, the SOB does not stand for Son of a Bitch!

[x] 44. The 7-11's are all within half a mile of one another.

[x] 45. You wonder why the Seaford-Oyster Bay Expressway begins in Seaford, but ends in Syosset instead of Oyster Bay.

[x] 46. You never realize you have an accent until you leave.

[x] 47. Is Huntington really that cool?

[x] 48. You're waiting for a bridge to Fire Island.

[] 49. You don't get scared driving over the Robert Moses bridge.
(all bridges freak me out)

[] 50. Whenever you hear Billy Joel's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant" you try to figure out which places on Long Island he is singing about.

[x] 51. You've seen where Queens changes to Nassau simply on intuition.

[x] 52. You or someone you know has an animal that came from North Shore Animal League.

[x] 53. When people ask you where you're from, you answer Long Island assuming that everyone in the world knows that answer means New York.

[] 54. You don't realize what little patience you have for people on the road until you get your license.
(no i realize that already)

[x] 55. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica."
(LMFAO hellll no you dont)

[x] 56. "Hey! How YOU doin!"

[x] 57. You've stuck your head out the window or sunroof of your car or your friend's car and tried to pick up a guy/girl when stopped at a red light or while stuck in traffic.
(no but my friends have while i was in the car.. that counts right?)

[] 58. You've gotten lost trying to get to South Shore Mall from the other side of Sunrise Highway.

[] 59. The name "Donna Donna" means something to you.

[x] 60. You know someone with a cabana.

[x] 61. You've purchased a 40, underage, with no problem

[] 62. You head to the city or hamptons after the prom.
(i don't do proms)

[] 63. You wonder what the deal is with the Commack Motor Inn.

[x] 64. Snapple is an important part of every meal.

[x] 65. You feel like you know Howard Stern.
(actually i do)

[] 66. You know the exact point of a movie at the Westbury Drive-In before it was torn down.

[x] 67. When you think of Massapequa, only one name comes to mind: Buttafuoco.

[x] 68. You think your family has connections to the Mafia.
(they do biatch)

[] 69. You've failed your road test in Hicksville, but passed it in Brentwood
(omgomgomg h*ville is on this<33 holler for a dollar thats my home town haha i need help)

[x] 70. You don't take no crap from no one.

[x] 71. You've driven to Montauk Point and back just for the hell of it.

[x] 72. You've toilet-papered someone's house at your high school.

[x] 73. When you leave, you forget you're no longer in New York and start cursing like a truck driver.. and then wonder why you get strange looks from people.

[x] 74. You or someone you know has worked at Waldbaums.

[] 75. When you're underage, the places to be are TGI Fridays or Applebees.
(uhm.. they have good food but i don't think i'd wana hang out there on a regular basis)

[x] 76. Every other car you see is a Camaro or a Firebird, has tinted windows and rims just about as big as the wheel.

[x] 77. You know the location of every mall on the Island.

[] 78. You've read all 77 of these and you've most likely read this before and didn't mind reading it again cause some of it is so true.
(never read it before but yeah most of this stuff is true)

[]79. The Commack movie theater scares you

my score: 49 // 79 ..
wow im actually a long islander..
thanks for telling me something i didnt already know haha

comment or die =)
peace&hairgrease
♥C-DAWGG
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