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1.Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Lori.
2. Where was your first kiss?
Seeing how I was drunk and stoned off my ass the only time I've been kissed, I don't remember. I don't even remember KISSING the dude.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalised someone else's property?
Yes...on Friday...
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
When I had been drinking/stoned probably.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Eyes.
7. What really turns you on?
Pretty eyes and hair and niceness.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
I've never been to Starbucks.
9. What was your biggest mistake?
Friday.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes.
11. Say something totally random about you:
I'm having a minor surgery next Tuesday.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No.
13. Do you still watch children’s movies or TV shows?
Cartoonsss.
14. Did you have braces?
No...But I need them.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Sometimes I don't like it, but I guess I'm comfortable with it.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
I don't know.
17. When do you know it's love?
You don't?
18. Do you speak any other languages?
I'm taking Spanish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yes, but I haven't TANNED.
20. What magazines do you read?
Whatever I can find, but mostly AP and Teen People or Seventeen.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Twice.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes...
23. Do you watch MTV?
Sometimes.
24. What’s something that really annoys you?
Annoying things.
25. What's something you really like?
Music.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Not really.
27. Can you dance?
Fuck that.
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
I dunno. I've pulled all nighters in hospital waiting rooms.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes ma'am/sir, I do.
Oh dear fucking God, I'm a mess.